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Joined December 2011
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Oh the new cabinet members?
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dark horse contender for favorite video online. can't even think about it without laughing
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Neil…. You’re just mad cause your sport ‘Eating Dicks’ is not in the Olympics… We understand.
Replying to @FINALLEVEL
Absolutely shouldn't be an Olympic sport!
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genius ad campaign for a trade school: "im gonna skill myself"
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Help! I'm Fallon and I can't get it up! - Jimmy shilling for Viagra
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i want all of twitter to follow me like all the stars too
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I'm bad w faces but quick 5 min sketch
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is this what you call sharing ?
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yard worm
What's a tweet that's so canonical in your mind you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about? (I sometimes just say "uh oh y'all it's gettin' kinda hazy" expecting people to get it)
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15 out of 23 monkeys implanted with Elon Musk’s Neuralink brain chips have reportedly died: cos.lv/kisz50HTiq3
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*while holding in a hit of weed* soccer is, like, so full of irony
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i think that elon musk is doing a really good job
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Suppose your child did not want to go fight countless and endless shadow wars across the globe, at this time, but you’re paying taxes to fund all of that. You may not be happy about it!
Replying to @mstratford
Pelosi also questioned the policy wisdom of cancelling student loan debt: “Suppose…your child just decided they, at this time, [do] not want to go to college but you’re paying taxes to forgive somebody else’s obligations. You may not be happy about that."
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RIP Massimo Morante, the guitarist in Goblin, seen here in his cherubic youth. Without their scores the impact of Argento’s Suspiria and Deep Red (and a number of other directors films) would be severely reduced.
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The boys are back in town but it's only one boy
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Replying to @abigbagofkeys
Yes, yes we have heard of Corsair. RT @ABigBagOfKeys theres 1 dude at sweet baby ray's marketing department that has heard all about Corsair
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