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Portland, OR
Joined November 2009
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Normalize a 4 day work year
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I need to learn how to not eat food in clothing that I don’t want to get food on
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Someone should make me a gigantic stew for breakfast
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I went to visit my company headquarters and nobody there bothered to find me a husband
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Bro I am so full of love it’s crazy
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On my vision board I put “retirement by 39” and I have uhhh 3 weeks left 😬
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I’m tired of meeting good looking people that are married. Get a divorce.
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official game glenna retweeted
everyone start saying thank you to the Etsy Witches
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Watching my coworker scroll twitter in a meeting right now
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Seeing if he sees this
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Man I love Seeing My Friends™️
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they should cancel work today so we can all be on our phones
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Hell yeah brothers
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Airports are like “what if there’s a $20 breakfast sandwich that is really really bad”
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If your vote didn't matter, Elon Musk wouldn't be spending $500 million to try and stop it (please vote)
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Please vote tomorrow (if you have good opinions)
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official game glenna retweeted
No work November! Time to lock out till January
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Hurry tf up
‘PLURIBUS’ Season 2 has begun filming. Coming soon to Apple TV.
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What movie should I watch if I need to feel all of my feelings
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official game glenna retweeted
I always stick around for the full credits of a movie to see if I was in it or helped make it.
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Bought peanut butter cups knowing full well I wouldn’t get trick or treaters at my apartment and now I can’t stop eating them 😞
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