Step 4) The final step. I, tree_bro, resign from twitter.

Step 3) Log off of twitter, never able to log in again because the password is gibberish and I cannot retrrieve it vie

Step 2) Change password to something absolutely random, that you will never recall or guess

Step 1) Delete the bogus Yahoo account i used to register for twitter

I'm in a group video chat with 10 others - Click to watch or join: tinychat.com/dopestzone

merry prembus everyborty. or happy hakunamata if your jewish. let us gether round the prembus tree exchange gifts from sunter klaps.

I love that awful purple man

chanting sonic deathprayer in ol circle w some of the dudes but boring lil sibby won't stop sulking sorry yore not gamerchick//witch sis!

does that even count as a joke

Help! I'm Fallon and I can't get it up! - Jimmy shilling for Viagra

team swallowback

Delete all my favstar best-of tweets and leave this enigmatic clue: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:M… Play the ARG, find happiness

Excuse me Fam -- found a dead link on the Man Vs Food Wiki . Gotta type up a stub on Economics in the Man V Food 'Verse; brb

¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡@ADMIRAL_BABY SENT ME A CD IN THE MAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This tweet comes to you from a not-so-distant future earth. EVERYTHING IS TUMBLR NOW

*staring at a hot dude's bod* Nice abs, queer. You got a cool big ass, u fuckin fag. Fuckin homo, with your strong, gay muscles.

wait, did you say you study the han dynasty or the handy nasty

Things they DONT tell U about bein a grownup? When Your teeth hurt from HAARP . Oh And Iritable Bowel Syndrome + Obama = Unemployed? Yeah Ok

Does it LOOK like I knew there was an extremely powerful being called He'll Dude??? Or that the iPhone autocorrects "Hell" for some reason?? – at Eugene, OR