Joined August 2012
.@jontaffer i respect the heck out of you
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one time there was a big spider in my house and i didn't want to kill it so i passed him the controller and we beat lego avengers 😎
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i want to raise the minimum wage to $15/hr (even for people who haven't seen hamilton)
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and don't do it in a corny way just be chill about it xitter.cf/HumanPog/status/817586…
do whatever you can to make life easier for poor people
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do whatever you can to make life easier for poor people
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A giant runaway spool of wire was spotted rolling down a highway in Pennsylvania - luckily everyone on the road avoided it
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teens should only count for half a follow imo
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the ninja turtles didn't even have a drug policy until michaelangelo hit the scene
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you have to listen to the song too find ouy
🎶 GUESS WHO JUST GOT BACK TODAY 🎶 me: oh HELL yeah!
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capitalism liker retweeted
I will help you .what do you need
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Replying to @madeleinesweet
your son is a knucklehead sir he doesn't have good manners online
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you can get into most honda civic hatchbacks by singing semi charmed life into the keyhole
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translation for all the brits on twitter: he was taken to hospital xitter.cf/NYDailyNews/status/816…
Convicted serial killer Charles Manson, 82, has reportedly been taken from prison to the hospital nydn.us/2hNm2CR
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capitalism liker retweeted
name change to Washington Cherry Pits would be an appropriate switch from the offensive redskins. No change in color, cherrys pop @Redskins
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