Clarrie Maguire

@gideondefoe @pageantmalarkey you’ll have to let Noodle know there’s a challenger coming for his weird little white dog crown and this one has a trust fund

This furry idiot came to live with us this week. An extremely good boy. Chilled to the point of stupor. Except if everyone goes upstairs at once whereupon - having previously lived in a bungalow - he assumes we’ve all died, shits everywhere, and barks the house down.

Having a perfectly normal one

Meanwhile on the group chat #LateLateToyShow

When you share on groupchat the PERFECTLY INNOCENT decision to rewatch The Innocents two days after seeing Night Of The Eagle on Imax:

I did it again:

Society is to blame