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poodski

@probablynotsis

you are a cinema & I fell asleep on the couch

 California, USA
Joined April 2009
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vi ☭@sinkbaby_Nov 4
we’re all having xe/xir salad for lunch
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even my waffle turning blue
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Mandatory scissoring in all 50 states
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fuck it let's ban straight marriage while we've got the numbers
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Me to the other white women in line to vote
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yassy🫦
@mrs__yasminOct 19
yall are genuinely sucking the fun out of being a lesbian.. it’s always a NEW rule to this shit. like just eat some pussy and stfu.
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mayer
@ymmmayerOct 6
HOT TAKE: "Fast-paced environment" just means understaffed, underpaid, and disorganized.
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Esse talvez seja um dos melhores posts ja feitos nesses 20 anos de twitter
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@pistachio_helloOct 1
후지산 대폭발
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ً@artfuIchaosSep 28
can’t believe it’s already October. time flies when you live life on survival mode and work everyday of your fucking life.
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I like using twitter because none of my friends use it
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After having a 3 day weekend and having to come back to work this morning I realized something. I gotta figure out a way to make $50M and quit the workforce by tomorrow 😪
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pinkie@pinkamaniaaAug 10
“are you okay?” oh my god no but for the purposes of this conversation yes i’m fine
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your mother is a narcissist your father is emotionally stunted you’re neurodivergent & you thought you’d die young, but you didn’t
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fucked up in the crib eating chip cooie
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Slimfit
@iSlimfitJul 12
She didn’t lie at all 😂
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fuck it.
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@NATERERUNJun 27
Lowkey wish beatriz was here, she would’ve thrown her leg at Tito’s for trinty #loveislandUSA
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I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left opened, loud noises, and people.
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AYANNY
@gaygirldiariesJun 2
happy pride month to the girls that actually eat the pussy.. the rest of y’all.. yea
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Happy pride month‼️🏳️‍🌈
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