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you are a cinema & I fell asleep on the couch

California, USA
Joined April 2009
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“I don't know. The only thing I do know... is that we have to be kind. Please. Be kind... especially when we don't know what's going on.”- Waymond Wang, Everything Everywhere All at Once
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Jordan questioning Avery for having an OF in her past & worried about how it might affect the group but doesn’t think her being an ex-alcoholic coke addict married to a relapsing porn addicted won’t??? I’m sorry but girl- mirror. reflect. #SLOMWOC #mormonwives
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Yeah so Secret Lives of Mormon Wifes OC is quenching my thirst. A throuple? Jen’s divorce lead up? McCall & Jordan’s friendship? Salome & Avery being perfect? Madison whacking her lame duck hubby? 😭 I’m so sat
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Rachel Dratch needs to play Erika McCauley in the live action remake of the Dane Cook story. She could pull it off FLAWLESSLY 😭🤣 #funnymoney
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CRISTIAN AND CARTER WON THE SHOT IN THE DARK!!! I lowkey love that for them. 💜#Survivor #survivor51
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I’m lowkey tired of the live tribals this season. They used to be exciting but now it’s expected and very exhausting to watch 🫩#survivor51
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“No wonder I felt disconnected from my family. How is it both my parents are Japanese?”—I SCREEEEEME’D! Alls Fair is so fucking unserious 😭😭 #AllsFair
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I start to think about how I should be more trusting and then I remember those bungee jumping guides threw that girl off the cliff without the cords attached while her friends watched.
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Ethan Klein posting the ukulele means we are in for THE BEST END OF THE YEAR OF OUR LIVES
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we’re all having xe/xir salad for lunch
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Brady. . . Brody. . .Queen Jelly said HIT THE ROADY!!!!!! #Survivor #survivor51
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I simply cannot hear Brady say “Brody” one more time. It’s like the opposite of vocal stem, it’s a vocal STI. #survivor #survivor51
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“Something about taking Brady out speaks to me!” - Jelly, give her the crown & make her Queen #Survivor #survivor51
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Kilby punched the shit out of that grub. 😭🤣#Survivor51
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she’s even wearing a BLUE dress #LoveIsBlindBoston #LoveIsBlind
💔 EXCLUSIVE: "Love Is Blind" stars John Shannon and Sarah Williams divorce. tmz.me/4eQUM5T
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Klein/11 created a blue wave and washed Jen Affleck ashore to file for divorce? BABE WE’RE EATING, WE’RE FEASTING, WE 👏🏼ARE 👏🏼FED 👏🏼. #slowm
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even my waffle turning blue
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Mandatory scissoring in all 50 states
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HAPPY ELECTION DAY!!! ♥️🇺🇸✨
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fuck it let's ban straight marriage while we've got the numbers
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Me to the other white women in line to vote
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