@WavyPresident

Dad 🧔🏾‍♂️, President 👨🏾‍💼, Real 🥷🏽

Chicago, IL
Joined December 2011
Good morning 🫡
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Aye this funny as fuck because I kept asking people today if they were cold. I might need to gain a few pounds back 😭
Y’all lost all that weight now yall cold
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Finally got a cut ✂️
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Oh yea I’m making a pot soon
Chili Beans & Cornbread 😍
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Wavy Dad 🧜🏾‍♂️ retweeted
when my colleagues ask about my weekend plans, I feel like I'm talking to the police
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Meanwhile I be trying to hide the fact that I’m sick to avoid being treated like a baby 😭
I become a big ass baby when I’m sick 🥲
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Using this picture is just… 😭😭😭😭
deleted a work email bc someone got mad at me in it
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Yea I don’t know what the hell that shit was she dropped, but she needs to put it back in the vault.
btch they tearing taylor swift a new asshole…even the swifties
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That’s when you gotta drive around the block a few times
i hate when i'm driving & get close to my destination but my playlist going banger for banger 😂
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Wavy Dad 🧜🏾‍♂️ retweeted
I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do after work is nothing.
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Big was definitely on bullshit, but her showing up to that church was utterly insane.
she was actually nuts omg
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Good morning to the Libras and Tinashe only!
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Idk, might have to go try em for research purposes.
Wings from long john silvers? We’re losing the plot.
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It’s literally the starting week of your zodiac….. be calm
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Wavy Dad 🧜🏾‍♂️ retweeted
yall jus mad that libras are sexy & charismatic
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Wavy Dad 🧜🏾‍♂️ retweeted
Everyone who has fixed their fingers to slander a libra over the past 48 hours will wake up with a flat ass and you will watch as every libra near you walks around with a lil extra jiggle.
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Libras being the main character this week 😎😭
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Wavy Dad 🧜🏾‍♂️ retweeted
Like I don’t lie enough
Libras don't be lying the way yall claim lol
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Libras y’all alright? They been on our ass this week huh? 😭
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Wavy Dad 🧜🏾‍♂️ retweeted
essa música é extremamente nostálgica, acho que todo mundo que viveu essa época sente o mesmo
Just cried in the gym to this…
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