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☯Paulman :)

@pole009

I'm just weird. 18+ XXX http://t.co/6jGOGito9t & https://xitter.cf/t.co/adN09yGrge

 puritanical state of Malaysia
Joined April 2012
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D@dkn33c28 Aug 2019
where are all the funny, non-overly sexual, non-douchey, non-asshole accounts hiding?
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I’ve imagined most of you naked.
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#MyLifeIsntPerfectBut I compensate with inappropriate jokes.
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Bʀɪᴀɴɪᴀᴄ®@BGH707 Jun 2019
I'm not even relatable to family.
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Genevieve@Gen2210 Jun 2019
It’s hard to keep a straight face when everything is so crooked.
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Paul Butler@PaulButler9722 May 2019
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UberFacts
@UberFacts1 Dec 2018
Men think about sex an average of 19 times a day while women think about it an average of 10 times a day.
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Alfie@DownFrontArtist25 Aug 2018
Weekend Twitter is the Best.
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M52@miscreant91130 Nov 2018
No body talks about sex anymore.... especially here .
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XBIZ
@XBIZ26 Nov 2018
Thank you @StormyDaniels for helping us counter the widespread stigma against sex workers.🙏 #StoptheStigma #LetUsSurvive #SexWork
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Thank you. And you are sadly correct.
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Satan
@s8n10 Sep 2017
Don't be racist, hate everyone equally.
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Karl Sharro
@KarlreMarks8 Nov 2016
The upside of the US elections is hearing BBC reporters talking to Americans with the patronising tone they normally use in the Middle East.
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Men and women look at this half naked woman differently bit.ly/2fG1UH9
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Rach@RachaelvsWorld4 Nov 2016
The hardest part about being an adult is being an adult
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Rach@RachaelvsWorld4 Nov 2016
Hey guy who pushed in the Starbucks queue to order a soy hazelnut skinny double shot med temp latte: I think I saw your testicles roll away
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LilRedRiding@illzme5 Nov 2016
If my life sucked anymore. I'd be a human blowjob.
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The "scary clowns" debacle is just a metaphor for the U.S. Presidential election. Unfortunately, one will remain - in the Oval Office.
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AC just turned organic into orgasmic ....and did I tell you I love this phone, it just gets me
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Ever notice how the words "voting" and "vomiting" aren't all that different?
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