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@dkn33c

you’re an asshole if you don’t think my dog is cute.

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Joined January 2017
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D@dkn33c1 Jul 2025
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Every morning, I wake up, make myself a cup of coffee, and think, "Damn, this is a perfect cup of coffee"
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I’m not gullible, your mom’s gullible.
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wearing compressions socks so I can eat this entire can of SPAM™️
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remember it’s your life so go on and select your decorations meaningfully and carefully
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i think it’s pretty fucked up that none of you are fawning over my dog and telling me he’s cute. rude.
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“cUZ tONigHt wiLL bE ThE niGhT tHaT i WiLl fAll fOr u, oVEr aGaaaAAAaAinnnn..”
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can someone above my pay grade please make chocolate covered corn nuts happen?
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“Because I don’t want to” is always an extremely valid reason.
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Stay curious. If you weren’t already….get curious.
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this is really important. i need as many eyes on this as possible. i need answers. who is the Meg Ryan of the millennial or gen-z generation???
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work really needs to chill tf out so I can take a nap.
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I'd fuck someone up for an apple fritter right now
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Imagine life choices that lead to you getting killed by a fucking buffalo
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i relate to Icarus far more than i care to fully admit.
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i go to Costco for a hotdog and I leave with $280 worth of bulk mac n’ cheese cups. and a hot dog.
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imagine having no online presence. what a life. what a dream.
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Pickles on pizza >>>>>
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eating cold ravioli with a spork
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Isn’t nature beautiful?
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I'm too young to feel this old. What is "inflammation?"
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