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Carly Simon wrote a song about me, and I STILL can't get a blue check mark from Twitter.
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Each sentence about this Elvis movie is more unhinged than the last
ALT Wikipedia page for the 1968 Elvis movie Stay Away Joe
ALT Plot description for the 1968 Elvis movie Stay Away Joe, where he plays a Native American rodeo star
Coming from a man of your creative power, that is high praise indeed. Thank you, sir!
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If you're looking for some fun summer reading and like zany sci-fi that makes you guffaw, there is a good chance you will enjoy, "Stonk and Smonk are Enemies," by @RadioFreeOlive . 😃👍
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If you're looking for some fun summer reading and like zany sci-fi that makes you guffaw, there is a good chance you will enjoy, "Stonk and Smonk are Enemies," by @RadioFreeOlive . 😃👍
amazon.com/Stonk-Smonk-Enemi…
The useless twats at @LinkedIn hope I'm stupid enough to accept the word "simplified" for how hard they make it to opt out of their incessant goddamn emails. Guess I'll just mark them as spammers instead.
How many more email addresses will they catapult their garbage from in their program to make it impossible for people who hate them to avoid them? Watch this space, I'll document them all as I discover and block them.
Oops, almost missed one! I've never heard of this guy, and I guarantee his marketing campaign is of no interest to me. Neither is yours, @LinkedIn. Your business model clearly depends on emailing people who want to be left alone. You deserve to fail.
Fuck yourself - I'd never have joined if you were X back then. You've wrecked everything I used to respect about this site and celebrated the wreckage with poop emojis.
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My grandpa who is 85 started making this rock map of Scotland in 1992.He collected rocks during amateur geology trips over 30 years. He says it had to be geologically correct and also aesthetically pleasing.He asked if I could share online as He wants to go viral so please share
Just a reminder that being dishonest has a side effect. It also makes you stupid.
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This week on Lie Cheat and Steal, it's all the historical events that Mickey Mouse was definitely at (as of Steamboat Willie falling into the public domain).
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My husband is celebrating 50 revolutions around the sun today!
He is a creative, funny and lovely person.
So I am sharing the link to the book he published recently. Go read it.
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I have wanted to pull off this costume for a long time. Make your dreams a reality.
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Reminder:
Tomorrow you need to take your 150 lb. turkey out of the freezer to thaw in time for Thanksgiving.
