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my sister lives in North Ireland & just texted saying the neighborhood has started lighting fireworks lmaoooooo
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Just told my 10 year old about the Queen. She had tears in her eyes, then did the Wakanda pose and said "Ruthkanda forever" so i said "No, that is the wrong person you dumb fuck" and made her sleep outside
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Friendship is absolute romance my friend said this girl we hate has rhombus vibes and i’m like “Wait exactlyyyyyyy” what are we talking about. I love you
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pilot: we’ll be landing shortly
passengers: ok
pilot: on the moon
passengers: what
pilot: i went too high
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hey this is CVS. we filled your prescription. can u come pick it up in the next 17 seconds or should we light it on fire in the parking lot


































