chris

mr pipe down

hateee when work actually puts me to work

i also (along w every other gay guy in the world) was a sailor :)

okay furries you win this time!

there’s not one man on instagram dot com that i haven’t muted. i like to keep things peaceful on my street

looked samia dead in the eye today and told her she was my goat

being the only one on the streets rn in a halloween costume

popping a mint can be the exact thing that’ll take the edge off. what a centering experience

me when i’m raking leaves #homemaker

just had a major realization about a situation from 6 years ago which is why i’m a major spokesperson for beating a dead horse

i’m always thinking about and craving the secret worse third option

unfortunately there’s a part of me i left in the bon appetit test kitchen that i’ll just never get back

god i love fabulous women

getting home from work and doing this>>>>>

whenever i see boys kissing im like awww yayyyyy

fav 40+ year old now in a committed relationship

oof i woke up soooo in the mood to haunt the narrative 😩

when you’re showering and and the soap suds start to float in the air and make bubbles… that’s one of the most rewarding experiences a guy like me could go through

ended eve.

got a little too into monopoly and had to an issue an apology after but i won so it was worth it

it’s crazy that this is real and is just available to listen to at any time open.spotify.com/album/3SUEJ…