Support Engineering Team Lead (EU) @laravelphp. Core Team @nativephp. All views my own.

South East, England
Joined March 2009
I just dropped my first proper open-source package for Laravel! Want to document your SaaS or maybe even a flat file blog? Who knows? (Or cares!) use it any way you want to! laradocs.dev. 2 CLI commands gets you fully working docs in your app Roadmap is on the repo (see projects)
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Taylor Swift's silence on the PHP CVE is deafening
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Pete Bishop retweeted
At 14:00 UTC two critical security vulnerabilities will be patched in PHP. These are extremely serious vulnerabilities affecting every PHP application on the web. Laravel Cloud customers: we will begin automatically patching your applications as soon as the patch is released. No manual action is required. Laravel Forge customers: you will need to manually update your server’s PHP version via the server’s Forge dashboard. If you are unable to update your server, it should be powered down. Laravel Vapor customers: we will begin automatically re-deploying applications running on PHP 8 as soon as the patch is released. No patch is being released for PHP 7 -- immediately update all applications to PHP 8.
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This year, as fewer people buy my courses, I need to be more careful with my expenses. So, with @LaraconEU, I have some REALLY important hard decisions to make.
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I’m so dead 💀 @ryangjchandler continues to push cloud way past its perceived limits 🤣 Why isn’t everyone building on @laravel Cloud?
I was bored last night, so here's a video of Windows 98 running on Laravel Cloud.
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Next release of Laradocs will include an optional database migration to start tracking AI conversations and resuming them in your sessions. It’ll work even better if logged in!
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introducing Company Knowledge Bench the first retrieval benchmark built on messy, real-world company knowledge soon agents will do a huge share of the work inside every company. all of it starts with finding the right information, but almost nobody can measure how well their agents actually find it public benchmarks don't help. they're either one narrow domain like law or medicine, or synthetic documents and questions. real company knowledge is messy, contradicts itself and goes out of date retrieval is the core of @kapa_ai, so we spent months building our own benchmark from 1,000 real-world queries by people and agents then we ran 7 retrievers on it: 1/ grep works surprisingly well, but it's 5x slower and floods the context with 40K tokens per query 2/ optimized agentic retrievers do far better. Kapa Deep scored highest (0.65) in ~5s with an eighth of the tokens 3/ we're still very early. lots of headroom left, especially as more agents run on company knowledge full write-up below
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Docs with AI agent. This is how it's done in 2026.
We just shipped Laradocs v1.2.0 🎉 💬 Readers can now just ask your docs a question 🔌 Pick any provider the @laravel AI SDK supports 📖 The chat reads your real pages live, so answers never go stale ✨ 👉 laradocs.dev/docs/integratio…
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We're throwing a belated afterparty with Vlad @CodingWisely 🍻 Assuming Kirill's homemade streaming software doesn't explode on the first try Come find out, today at 16:00 CEST: xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1qxvvenoD…
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Replying to @PeteBishop @laravel
AI chat that reads your actual docs live so answers stay fresh — that is a killer feature. Nice work on v1.2.0! Let's connect!
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We just shipped Laradocs v1.2.0 🎉 💬 Readers can now just ask your docs a question 🔌 Pick any provider the @laravel AI SDK supports 📖 The chat reads your real pages live, so answers never go stale ✨ 👉 laradocs.dev/docs/integratio…
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Mission accomplished 🫡 github.com/laravel/framework…
Hear me out: instead of --memory=1024 on a queue worker, what if you could just do --memory=50% 👀 Same worker config across every container size, no maths. Ima cook it soon unless someone tells me why its a bad idea 😏
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We want to keep the Laracon vibes going.. So @kirilldakhnyuk and I are starting 🥁🥁 "Between Two Confs" Every now and then, we pull up a chair with someone from the Laravel community and just hang out. First guest: Vlad from @CodingWisely. Tomorrow, 16:00 CEST. Come say hi.
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Coming soon to an inbox near you. Reserve your handle now 👇 getotr.app/
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Off The Record (getotr.app) launches an early access preview starting this week. We're just waiting for Google Play approval. Secure your username and get early access: getotr.app
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Pete Bishop retweeted
Child’s play… Fisher Price "My First 24-Port PoE+ Switch"
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For the longest time, I wanted a way to find new people, build new relationships without the physical aspect. Introducing Off The Record! A new social media platform where you share your link and people start anonymous conversations. You build up a relationship before unmasking. Secure your username now 👇 Early Access test invites go out next week. getotr.app
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Anybody heading to the @EmergencyShows 2026 at the NEC next week? Let me know! Would love to catch up! 🚑
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What can LaraDocs do for you? Tell me now while I’m building the roadmap!
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