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Post-London
Joined December 2006
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Attack of Aunty Enchanty, the second book in my O.D.D Squad series, is out one month from now. It's very funny and @vbatignole has illustrated the goddamned balls off every page of it. Preorder it here please uk.bookshop.org/p/books/the-…
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I just got my first physical copy of Rise of Invisidog, the middle grade book I made with @vbatignole. Look how pretty it is. Look how much poo is in it. Out Jan 8. Preorder here amazon.co.uk/D-D-Squad-Rise-…
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SOME NEWS: I have finally decided to write a book about my Twitter bio amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/1800818…
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If Nina Nannar wed Nick Nairn, divorced him to marry Trevor Nunn, reverted to her maiden name before marrying Adil Ray, Will Hay then David Hay, divorced them to marry Joanne Good before divorcing her to marry Ed Bye, she’d be Nina Nannar Nairn Nunn Nannar Ray Hay Hay Good Bye.
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Whistleblowing Charity CEO exposes my identity after helpfully explaining to me that it was not the right kind of whistleblowing. You could not make it up.
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Milton much better shout. I've been using dishwasher tablets. Upside: whistle clean after. Downside: I nearly had to take unpaid leave due to number of rinse cycles involved. Huzzah for Milton!
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Very nice of @thebookseller to call Rise of Invisidog a seasonal highlight. Preorder it here, gang amazon.co.uk/D-D-Squad-Rise-…
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This is from a book I wrote that comes out six months from now. On the basis of this image you should preorder it uk.bookshop.org/p/books/the-…
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I got ‘Don’t Say Elephant!’ By @stuheritage and @nicolaslater today. It’s perfect for little ones who like ridiculousness (And also grown ups who like ridiculousness!)
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It's like the Wish version of Wish.
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I have never been an anxious person. But then motherhood arrived and I started wearing dread like a second skin. An uncomfortably honest piece to hopefully provide comfort to someone who needs it.
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Don't Say Elephant comes out in June. I read it at a school last year, and now children keep shouting 'ELEPHANT' at me. Don't you want that to happen to you, all the time, in your own house? Of course you do. Here's the preorder link. THANKS! BYE! penguin.co.uk/books/444995/d…
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📺In today's What's On: #SuccessionHBO returns! @StuHeritage speculates which of the Roy family will come out on top. Surely it's Logan? Plus five of the best shows that made us wait. 📩Sign up before 2pm to get the newsletter.
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As if to illustrate this, I just answered my front door and introduced myself as the person on my doorstep.
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Conservationists, ecologists and nature lovers - I’ve done all I can over the last five and a half months to get this petition over the line of 10,000. We’ve done well to get it to 6,630 - thank you everyone - but we can’t do it without your help now. petition.parliament.uk/petit…
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