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Oddrey

@oddmort

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Joined December 2016
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Oddrey@oddmort4 Oct 2018
Someone: *breathes Any girl, gay, or goth with a BFA in Musical Theatre and a pulse:
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Oddrey@oddmort4 Mar 2020
Sadly I am endlessly horny for Pete Davidson
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Who needs a boyfriend when you have friends that love you like this? 😍
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boobs. thoughts?
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guys I had a pretty good weekend with my girls and I can’t stop thinking about it :) x @lexxxlou @oddmort
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You really should stay away from me... . . . 📸:@oddmort #twilight #eclipse #newmoon #cosplay #halloween2019 #RobertPattinson #kristenstewart #taylorlautner #edward #bella #jacob #twilightfans #stepheniemeyer
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do NOT hit me up in november unless it is to watch pride and prejudice (2005) under a pile of blankets
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and forgive us our vibes, as we forgive those who vibe against us
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my son will be a tweeter, just like me. put down the book son and log on with ur father
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Play Clair de Lune for me and my pussy is drenched, I promise
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Midweek reminders: • “Clean” should describe air quality, not someone’s STI status • “Purity” should describe drinking water, not someone’s sexual history • “Family-friendly” should describe a country with universal health care, not a TV show without nipples
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prince@JoseBLVD9 Jul 2019
lol might fuck around and post a selfie
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If women were making up rape allegations for fame and fortune, 1. Some of these women would be rich and famous by now, 2. There’d be a million rape accusations against, say, Bill Gates, Tom Hanks, and hell, probably Oprah. You know why there aren’t? Because they don’t rape women
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gharieth@hmtfu19 Jun 2019
bro the first few weeks of pokémon go was the closest we’ve ever been to world peace
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1. Elephants are just like us. They celebrate births & mourn deaths. And they grow depressed when they're isolated. They require a companion or herd in order to be happy Meet Happy the 🐘 Happy is 48 & she lives at the @BronxZoo For the past 13 years, Happy has lived all alone
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Here's my diss track of Alabama Republicans, which I made in lieu of donating (to @ACLU, @PPFA, @NARAL, @ReproRights, @AbortionFunds, etc.) #AlabamaAbortionBan #RoeVWade Hi, Alex Karukas, male feminist.
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when the jonas brothers said “ive been to the year 3000, not much has changed but they lived underwater” they were trying to warn us that our human greed and unsustainable habits are causing rapid climate change and raising sea levels at alarming rates. in this essay i will
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Oddrey@oddmort25 Jan 2017
My life track is looking more and more like I'm destined to be Hippie Aunt™
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Trump promised Grand Rapids & Michigan the full $300 million needed to do the Great Lakes clean up...... his administration literally proposed a 90% cut of this exact budget A WEEK AGO!!! This man says whatever makes him a hero in that exact time and place, fuck him, what a joke.
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