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Just tryna be the mom my cats deserve.

Joined April 2019
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This... could have saved miles of wrapping paper... R.I.P
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My Letterkenny love is abiding With alliteration and puns so sublime, bud. I’m daily impressed, as these seasons progress, And salute @jaredkeeso ‘s actin’ and writings.
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208 years? My friends and our future daughters, granddaughters and great granddaughters deserve better. #EqualityCantWait EqualityCantWait.com
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Do real men do public butt grazes?
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Me tryna act cute when I know my pits stink
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SOMEONE PLZ EXPLAIN. Why am I only approached by attractive men for casual conversation when I’m looking like hot china town garbage? 🙃😬🤟🏼
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I realized today that feeling human again sometimes means shaving your armpits in a public bathroom. #noshame #roadlife #acleanpitisahappypit
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The lungs of our Earth are burning. For the past 16days the Amazon rainforest - the largest rainforest on earth creating 20% of our oxygen has been on FIRE. Done intentionally to clear land for cattle ranching. Take a stand, now. #PrayforAmazonia – at Sao Paulo, Brazil
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"Suspicion often creates what it suspects."
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“Therefore they were seeking again to seize Him, and Jesus eluded their grasp.” John 10:39
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#CatGlowUp Artemis & Luna @WeAllSchmidt
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Focusing on someone else’s score doesn’t make yours any better. It’s easier to get distracted by how well someone else is playing. Similarly to life, focusing on someone else’s instagram grid does NOT make yours any better. Comparison is the thief of joy. Remember this.
No tweet will EVER get me in my feels if it contains grammatical errors.
I’m a seasoned babysitter who likes a night of cartoons as much as any 3 year old, but Peppa Pig? Their heads are wieners. Am I alone in seeing this?
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Watching Chernobyl Diaries and I won’t lie to you @JesseMcCartney has got ACTING CHOPS. Boi, you betta work.
Exciting update! My back-straining cough turned into a sinus infection which mutated into a super fun double ear infection, and now music and people’s voices sound slightly auto tuned. #blessed