Professor of Clinical Psychology • Author of “DIY: The Wonderfully Weird History and Science of Masturbation” • Horror enthusiast

Mankato, MN
Joined November 2011
AI exposing itself as not fully capable of understanding the depths of human perversion.
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Imagine jerkin someone off with that thing
Tattoo of your grandma's hand so she can hold your hand forever ❤️
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the government relies on you all being too ashamed to defend sex & pornography publicly btw
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I could have ended the sentence after the word government.
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My favorite bands in 1998: Metallica, Rob Zombie, Marilyn Manson, Nine Inch Nails, and Rammstein. My favorite bands in 2026: Metallica, Rob Zombie, Marilyn Manson, Nine Inch Nails, and Rammstein. This holds up.
you actually will never grow out of the music you loved at 16
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Replying to @sexworkceo
My favorite is when women "orgasm" in 20 seconds of penetration in non-XXX videos, but they want to blame adult films for unrealistic portrayals of sex. 😂
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“Men used to go to war” Sorry I don’t like war, I like Grindcore, Adderall and masturbating.
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This is, no shit, exactly what Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation is about.
The deep state has Leatherface and his clan doing Qanon. Leatherface has boobs, Matthew McConaughey is doing what I can only describe as west Texas werewolf acting while having a robot leg. This was actually insane and I kind of loved it?
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To Dr. Loomis’s credit, I believe “Pure Evil” was a diagnosis in DSM-II in 1978.
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Can we retire the term “faith-healing”, please?
After four of their children died, the parents told officers they hadn’t taken them to the doctor because of their religion, which considers the use of modern medicine a sinful lapse of faith in God. Under Idaho law, authorities couldn’t step in. propublica.org/article/idaho…
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Eric Sprankle, PsyD retweeted
New photo show in Highland Park. Come! 10.29.26
If you are in / around Los Angeles, @GustavoTurnerX and I are showing some of our photos on October 29th. I'd love to see you there.
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Aroused from what now?
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Exciting day for the bimbofication fetish community.
Kristi Noem has filed for divorce from her husband, Bryon Noem.
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Spreading the word for a colleague. Please participate and/or share! 🙏🏻 docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F…
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Cuz, umm, maybe just maybe it was never about the porn but always about the person???
A large review of past research has identified several personality traits, including impulsivity and neuroticism, that correlate with problematic internet pornography use. Conversely, traits like self-control and conscientiousness correspond with lower… dlvr.it/TVfgsS
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Excision (2012)
Why don't any "freaky perverted" movies have a woman who is sadistic or into genuinely strange and uncommon kinks
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This headline has given me daily inspiration for the past four years.
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Well, I guess I fooled them.
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I’ve thought about this for far too long. Perhaps I should consult my university’s writing center.
would u say “we had anal” or “we did anal”
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AI has settled the “what is a woman” debate. It’s having a vagina in the hip and another one in the foot.
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