The work I was doing back in Oxford recently found its way to a publication in Cell. In the intervening years since I worked on this, numerous iterations of the machine-god have been unleashed on the world, the West has started to slip into anarchy, and Charli XCX gained mainstream relevance in the music industry. Some things seem a little outdated. Nevertheless, please bear with me while I engage in the ancient and treasured tradition of doing a thread about our findings.