@Switcheroo, @UTBAPH, and probably some other stuff, too.

Pittsburgh, PA
Joined July 2007
Holy shit we’re suddenly allowed to look at the original meaning of our constitutional Amendments and alter or remove them completely if the original meaning is not the current use? Did @realDonaldTrump just find the solution for this nation’s horrible issue with gun violence?
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I miss Twitter
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ERMS BE GONE!!! GERMS BE ONE!!!
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The future is amazing
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I don’t tweet much these days and that’s why.
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.@altonbrown’s brother who tragically died when he got too close to a volcano.
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just downloading our archives my man 💀
And … we just hit another all-time high in Twitter usage lol
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Can confirm. Except he is taller in person.
Matt Farley is exactly the same in person as he is on Twitter.
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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 15 years, since 12 Jul 2007 (via @twi_age).
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Finally an easy one...
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I never would have written the hit song “Used to be a Pizza Hut” if @neilson of @UTBAPH hadn’t suggested it. Tonight, I finally met him while he was visiting Salem, and presented him with thank-you gifts.
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We could all really use some Uncle Phil right about now.
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Now does his mom send him back to Philly?
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beasLEY!!!!!
Here's something totally bonkers: If the Colts lose to the Jaguars Sunday, the Raiders and Chargers would both get in with a tie. Literally, there would be no motivation for either team to do anything other than kneel it out 15 times each.
Shot in the arm A bit too late Darlin’ you gave COVID Time to propagate
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If physics is real then how come you can shake a trash can upside down into a plastic bag for a full minute and then flip it back over and there is still stuff at the bottom of the trash can HUH?
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