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Your draft system vs the draft system she told you not to worry about.
Clean ya damn draft beer lines ya nasty bitches
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do you think when someone gets kicked out of slipknot they're happy because they can finally get their keg deposit back
Sick, I was just starting to miss getting 30 texts a day
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They convinced all yinz that traffic was going to be so cataclysmic that now there's no traffic at all
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I was at a party once where the host made all of us hide in the basement so he could trick an annoying drunk guy into leaving because it was “over”. I’m pretty sure this happened to you
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Thinking about taking up stabbing myself in the eyes with a freight train just to take a break from political ads
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I'm tired of you miserable prĂcks talkin' about the election every fĂĽckin' day. Go out and try gettin' laid instead. CöcksĂĽckers.
Forgot to schedule a bartender this morning so swing on by Piper's for lunch and to talk shit while watching Bob Ross paint happy little trees
Just paid like $3.95 for a 4oz "shot" of Jameson, hallelujah holy shit, gobbless South Hills dive bars
Online betting's killin' us now, T. Can't even smack a guy around anymore without him moving his action to the apps.
Next time someone asks me when Piper's is open I'm gonna hit the F in "every fucking day" like a stepchild





















