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@mynameisel

the only thing we've learned from history is that we don't learn from history

 in exile
Joined June 2014
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Gyal Ripken Jr
@BigBichoteNov 6
Give me coochie on the first night mean we really locked in, why would I leave you?
BIG OG (@iamogkidd) profile pictureBIG OG
@iamogkiddNov 6
1st night coochie giver uppers be around for years no cap. 😂
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VEEZE (@VEEd60bm) profile picture
VEEZE@VEEd60bmNov 5
still i rise fuck nigga
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eugene 🫟 (@CHILLEDPIZZA) profile picture
eugene 🫟@CHILLEDPIZZANov 5
I need my homegirls to understand that the girls that be sucking my dick will always come first.
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fumes (@heisfumes) profile picture
fumes@heisfumesNov 5
her boobs light up my world call that areola borealis
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Digi (@digiii) profile picture
Digi
@digiiiNov 3
You must believe you are special. Then go so f*cking hard, for so long, with such violent refusal to accept any other ending, that reality itself starts running out of ways to tell you no. Wage a daily war against the ordinary outcome until the belief you invented from nothing, alone in a room, has been hammered into the world so many times that it stops being a claim and becomes reality.
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dropchris1000 (@dropchris1000) profile picture
dropchris1000@dropchris1000Nov 1
New fantasy football last-place punishment just dropped.
Justin Flynn (@Eternally_Jaded) profile pictureJustin Flynn
@Eternally_JadedNov 1
A guy tries dmt from toad venon
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Good night
Image from Davey Jones (Pyrrha’s Husband) (@DavidJonesNFL)
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Mikey Rocks (@SirMichaelRocks) profile picture
Mikey Rocks@SirMichaelRocksOct 31
I gotta stop fighting the inevitable. Things will never go back to being cool. I accept that I now have 2 do uncomfortable attention seeking shit to thrive. This is the attention era, and if I don’t play the game that’s in front of me, Imma keep suffering.
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Bert Shiesty (@cirocobama69) profile picture
Bert Shiesty
@cirocobama69Oct 30
First date idea: I drink 11 beers at chili’s, she has a salad and a water and then blows into the ignition interlock device so my truck will start
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mommy roleplay but i just leave you in a hot car
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Urbanponds101 (@urbanponds101) profile picture
Urbanponds101
@urbanponds101Oct 30
Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.
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Taro (@Yuranagii) profile picture
Taro@YuranagiiOct 30
I saw someone at In-N-Out fill his water cup with sprite and he told me "dont be a hero" then flashed his 9mm concealed carry at me
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If alcohol so bad for you then how come i stop shaking every time i have it
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Pork Kebab (@00711711711even) profile picture
Pork Kebab@00711711711evenOct 30
My wife told me that if she ever starts showing symptoms of Alzheimer's she would end herself. I replied: "That's the 10th time you told me that today."
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Hurki (@churki24) profile picture
Hurki@churki24Oct 30
Sometimes the most beautiful girl looks a little bit like Ben Shapiro
Celeb Spot (@clebspot) profile pictureCeleb Spot
@clebspotOct 30
audrey hepburn photographed in 1955 by norman parkinson
Image from Celeb Spot (@clebspot)
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julia (@juumelo_) profile picture
julia
@juumelo_Oct 30
seven beers deep and a health bar just appeared above the bouncer’s head
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Gordon Gekko (@GordonGekko420) profile picture
Gordon Gekko
@GordonGekko420Oct 29
Nothing like hitting the George Floyd on your suitcase to make everything fit
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🔎Al🔍 (@SweatieAngle) profile picture
🔎Al🔍@SweatieAngleOct 28
Turning a big dial that says “Rape” on it and constantly looking back at the the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
PAT (@Pats_Aura) profile picturePAT
@Pats_AuraOct 26
Why don’t men understand that sometimes a girl says stop because she wants you to take the lead? We were making out on the bed, MUMU tried reaching for my pants, and I told him to stop. I wasn’t even struggling with him. This CLOWN actually stopped and ruined my whole mood. DOG , YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO READ THE ROOM.
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Benvenuti in Italia: il Paese dove se sei cittadino paghi per esistere, e se sei un migrante vieni pagato per restare. Qualcosa si è decisamente rotto. I miei coglioni, di sicuro.📌
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PoIiMath (@politicalmath) profile picture
PoIiMath
@politicalmathOct 21
The Internet gives such a fucked up view of what "average" attractiveness means. You can't fool me, I've been to the airport.
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