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@mynameisel

the only thing we've learned from history is that we don't learn from history

 in exile
Joined June 2014
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Gyal Ripken Jr
@BigBichoteNov 6
Give me coochie on the first night mean we really locked in, why would I leave you?
BIG OG (@iamogkidd) profile pictureBIG OG
@iamogkiddNov 6
1st night coochie giver uppers be around for years no cap. 😂
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VEEZE@VEEd60bmNov 5
still i rise fuck nigga
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eugene 🫟 (@CHILLEDPIZZA) profile picture
eugene 🫟@CHILLEDPIZZANov 5
I need my homegirls to understand that the girls that be sucking my dick will always come first.
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fumes@heisfumesNov 5
her boobs light up my world call that areola borealis
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Digi (@digiii) profile picture
Digi
@digiiiNov 3
You must believe you are special. Then go so f*cking hard, for so long, with such violent refusal to accept any other ending, that reality itself starts running out of ways to tell you no. Wage a daily war against the ordinary outcome until the belief you invented from nothing, alone in a room, has been hammered into the world so many times that it stops being a claim and becomes reality.
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dropchris1000 (@dropchris1000) profile picture
dropchris1000@dropchris1000Nov 1
New fantasy football last-place punishment just dropped.
Justin Flynn (@Eternally_Jaded) profile pictureJustin Flynn
@Eternally_JadedNov 1
A guy tries dmt from toad venon
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Good night
Image from Davey Jones (Pyrrha’s Husband) (@DavidJonesNFL)
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It's crazy to me the US govt doesn't have the best rocket launch service in the world with their military budget. Like, you have the US govt, just throw 200B at it and tell the Pentagon to say it's state secret
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Price of living off fame
Mikey Rocks (@SirMichaelRocks) profile pictureMikey Rocks@SirMichaelRocksOct 31
I gotta stop fighting the inevitable. Things will never go back to being cool. I accept that I now have 2 do uncomfortable attention seeking shit to thrive. This is the attention era, and if I don’t play the game that’s in front of me, Imma keep suffering.
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Mikey Rocks@SirMichaelRocksOct 31
I gotta stop fighting the inevitable. Things will never go back to being cool. I accept that I now have 2 do uncomfortable attention seeking shit to thrive. This is the attention era, and if I don’t play the game that’s in front of me, Imma keep suffering.
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Bert Shiesty
@cirocobama69Oct 30
First date idea: I drink 11 beers at chili’s, she has a salad and a water and then blows into the ignition interlock device so my truck will start
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mommy roleplay but i just leave you in a hot car
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Urbanponds101
@urbanponds101Oct 30
Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.
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Taro (@Yuranagii) profile picture
Taro@YuranagiiOct 30
I saw someone at In-N-Out fill his water cup with sprite and he told me "dont be a hero" then flashed his 9mm concealed carry at me
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If alcohol so bad for you then how come i stop shaking every time i have it
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Pork Kebab@00711711711evenOct 30
My wife told me that if she ever starts showing symptoms of Alzheimer's she would end herself. I replied: "That's the 10th time you told me that today."
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Hurki (@churki24) profile picture
Hurki@churki24Oct 30
Sometimes the most beautiful girl looks a little bit like Ben Shapiro
Celeb Spot (@clebspot) profile pictureCeleb Spot
@clebspotOct 30
audrey hepburn photographed in 1955 by norman parkinson
Image from Celeb Spot (@clebspot)
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julia
@juumelo_Oct 30
seven beers deep and a health bar just appeared above the bouncer’s head
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Gordon Gekko
@GordonGekko420Oct 29
Nothing like hitting the George Floyd on your suitcase to make everything fit
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🔎Al🔍@SweatieAngleOct 28
Turning a big dial that says “Rape” on it and constantly looking back at the the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
PAT (@Pats_Aura) profile picturePAT
@Pats_AuraOct 26
Why don’t men understand that sometimes a girl says stop because she wants you to take the lead? We were making out on the bed, MUMU tried reaching for my pants, and I told him to stop. I wasn’t even struggling with him. This CLOWN actually stopped and ruined my whole mood. DOG , YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO READ THE ROOM.
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