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Wizard of Lonliness@Maxmax02426 Nov 2024
Replying to @lifein4chapters
Why is everything getting so much worse?? When will it end??
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JC@JC6246048230 Oct 2024
Replying to @merrittk
It's really awesome that society has come together to efficiently streamline the act of putting people in psychologically damaging lotus eater machines that prey on our shared innate love for gambling and large breasted cartoon women
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Gabriel
@gbrl_dick24 Feb 2024
trying to play peekaboo with my child but he’s an opponent of the Great Man theory of history: me: where’d daddy go? baby: structural forces have caused my father to disappear me: peekaboo! baby: as a result of long-run dynamics, my father has returned
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matty matt@noetic_emetic7 Oct 2024
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the heart@Fredward394857620 Sep 2024
[coming home to a mutant-shaped hole in my wall] *passive-aggressively texting my roommate groupchat* Can we all remember to lock the mutant's cage after feeding it
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Tech has a serious neonazi and “race science” problem, and the AI boom has given a lot of them cover to launder all sorts of erroneous ideas about intelligence into the mainstream
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Li Chen@Exocomics11 Sep 2024
Bear knowledge
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Contemplectomy@coral_dew27 Aug 2024
[optometrist interrupts me] the bigger letters aren't louder
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As an actual "professional" screenwriter, the sheer ratio of jokes/second here is insane. This is an all-timer no question.
Minga
@KillaMinga11 Aug 2024
what's the funniest tiktok video you've ever seen?
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the good ending
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Jonty Wareing ⍼@jonty20 Jul 2024
The number of affected systems has finally been published, and the papers have hit the presses. I've been waiting to do this since yesterday morning.
Three screenshots from Hackers (1995), with altered subtitles. They read: * CrowdStrike? Crashed 8.5 million systems in one day? * Biggest crash in history. * Front page New York Times, July 20, 2024

ALT Three screenshots from Hackers (1995), with altered subtitles. They read: * CrowdStrike? Crashed 8.5 million systems in one day? * Biggest crash in history. * Front page New York Times, July 20, 2024

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BIG NEWS: Personal computing pioneer and tech entrepreneur Steve Wozniak joins the cast of Legends of Adventure: The Story of Sierra On-Line!🖥️ Here's @stevewoz talking about his love for Sierra's early adventure games and the Williams' impact on the industry. Join the Quest: thelegendsofadventure.com #apple #woz #stevewozniak #appleii #sierra #sierraonline #adventuregames #retrogaming #retrocomputing #documentary
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nova@comfypill10 Jul 2024
when i try to tell someone how i feel and they somehow manage to make it my fault
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The Inside Out characters in my head
Classic Horror Films
@HorrorHammer115 Jul 2024
Basil Rathbone, Vincent Price, Peter Lorre and Boris Karloff in 1964
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Harrison Lemke@hplemke15 Jul 2024
chatgpt writes in the exact voice of a bright college freshman who didn't do the reading and that tells you a lot about the people who are impressed with it
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nixCraft 🐧@nixcraft3 Jul 2024
Alpine #Linux #copypasta 😂
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