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My latest piece for Hard Drive is up! If you like my stupid Twitter shitposts you should read my stupid satire articles, like, retweet, share, maybe give me a little kiss. Couldnt hurt!
Splatoon Player Arrested After Discovery of Unregistered Paint Roller hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…
Who decides that Spidey doesnt get any special buffs or prep? Why not? Darkseid gets the anti-life equation but Spidey gets nothing?
>"I did, cause its not what he normally has"
Then you are the writer. And you decided you wanted Darkseid to win & crafted a scenario where he does
I bought fangs early in October and I just have not taken them out since. Thinking this might be a year round thing
Going private not for any particular personal reason I've just been living a much busier more fulfilling life and I'd rather not hurt my metrics on this website for when I do inevitably come back with more posts. Thank you for your attention to this matter!! -RJF
Opened a book at the library and suddenly realized it was a pop-up book and hoooooooooooooly shit. I forgot pop-up books existed. Holy shit. This is fucking awesome.oh my god
ROXY HORROR PICTURE SHOW retweeted
saw a really interesting reel of this dude telling his lefty audience to start following ai twitter. he's 100% right
Its incredible, an elite testament to Iñárritu & Cruises performance that, watching this scene, I completely forget the twist that occurs before this & am locked the fuck in on Digger Rockwell being a delusionally charismatic psycho with balls of steel. Best monologue of the year
We had this discussion in the Death Battle server. Wily loses this but it has nothing to do with Sage OR Metal. Theyre both susceptible to the Maverick Virus. Eggman wins because he can just use the Phantom Ruby to make a hundred Zavoks. I'm not kidding. Thats the ONLY reason.
Complete beast mode to fly in Dr Ganesh as his opening act specifically to be his anti-hypeman just to walk in right after him & deliver this behemoth of a performance.
Was curious so I rewatched Lanterns & counted every construct shown
(E1)
Halogram
$5 Dollar Bill
Bottle Opener
Shield
(E2)
Bird
(E3)
Watch
Shield
Energy Beam
(E4)
Drill
150lb Weight
Barrier
Shield
(E5)
Shield x7
Energy Blasts
Tornado Cyclone
(E6-8)
Halogram
22 total!
Not counting flying (Every episode features at least some flight) or non-constructs (like John using the ring as a heat source to light Zoes cigarette). There are 11 unique constructs in all.
So when are we gonna talk about how the real life Dr Ganesh was a disgruntled lesbian woman and now shes suddenly been recast as a straight man in the Kenny Rockwell-funded production of Fossil Fools #Digger
#digger Go in blind. Dont read anything. Dont watch anything. After youve read this post, give yourself retrograde amnesia and then block me until youve watched it.
