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Denial, भारत 🇮🇳
Joined April 2021
"Go to any corner of the world and you’ll find some random kid leaping into the air and copying his celebration. And that is something no statistic can measure. Einstein showed us that time isn’t absolute. We still don’t have a time machine or a way to travel at anything close to the speed of light. But watch those old Ronaldo highlights from our youth, and for a few fleeting moments, the years seem to disappear." 👏 👏
Albert Einstein showed beyond doubt that time wasn’t absolute, as Isaac Newton believed – trust a former German citizen to ruin an Englishman’s conception of the universe – but for now, without access to vehicles that move at the speed of light, the absolute and linear concept of time is the only human experience that exists without taking psychedelic substances. And sadly, that means slowly, the greats who have defined the last two decades of sports are slowly being put out to pasture in retirement. In tennis, Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal – two gentlemen who redefined both the game and the art of being gentlemen – have hung up their rackets. We will never see their contrasting games – Renaissance painter with a racket vs a Davidian sculpture made with a chisel – ever come up against one another. The same goes for football, where Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo have now both hung up their international footballing boots. Both careers played out in the Age of Social Media, and much has been written – even in Offside – about Ronaldo’s insouciant petulance in the last days of his career, but remembrances should be about good things, not bad ones. timesofindia.indiatimes.com/…
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Maneka Gandhi's love for street dogs probably stems from the way that family treated her. They remind her of herself.
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Replying to @RockstarAmit
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Who called them baby wipes and not shishu paper
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Chinese can cook
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hope everything is as it seems
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Sam Altman when a hot sexy man comes near him next time
Sam Altman is the only tech CEO who is 100% safe from Chinese female spies as he isn’t into women I’m bullish on OpenAI
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It is absolutely wild to think that two men from Bihar said things that made the entire world stop and think. One being George Orwell, the other being Charlie Munger.
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jensen huang (nvidia ceo) finding out his fling alice huang has been a chinese intelligence asset this whole time
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This is how Jensen lost it.
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Two Huangs don't make one right.
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out of context Chernobyl
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"Deepawali khushiyon ka Eid hai"😡 —Mallikarjun Kharge
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I am glad India Today has skipped the polling agencies and gone straight to the real deal.
What do the stars predict for PM Modi? Will 2027 test him, but 2029 bring another victory? #UnPolitics #PMModi #NarendraModi | @AstroSharmistha @PreetiChoudhry
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The existence of Diwali means there must exist a Monowali.
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Happy Diwali Mitron 🪔🪔
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Rajdeep looking like Neelkanth shot his dog & stole his car
The hardest cause of inflation to address is fiscal indiscipline. And on that, I think India is a standout, says World Bank Executive Director @neelkanthmishra. #NewsToday #FiscalDiscipline #Inflation #IndianEconomy #GlobalEconomy #WorldBank #NeelkanthMishra @sardesairajdeep
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Replying to @iNeedBiryani
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