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ind*go airhostess upgraded me for free to an emergency window seat after seeing i had a middle seat without me asking
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haven't drank in like 3 weeks and this 600 rs airport beer feels like it's personally calling me
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student auto kya hota hai? koi college waala baccha auto chalayga kya?
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had a dream that the reason i struggle in my personal relationships is bec i expect far more than i give but im not really going to pay attention to it bec it came from someone who owes me 50k rs so feels like the msg is sort of conflicting because i gave 50k more than you did
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what do i need to do to make life worth living again
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this reminds me my prev company had 4 offices across india so every office had a diff public hol schedule for eg only blr & pune had ganesh chaturthi as hol but chennai & gurgaon didnt similarly chennai had holiday on onam but rest didn't
do people who want a week's worth of holidays on diwali not realise that they would lose 5 of the 10 mandated public holidays in a year? do you really want 5 public holidays for the remaining 11 months?
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do people who want a week's worth of holidays on diwali not realise that they would lose 5 of the 10 mandated public holidays in a year? do you really want 5 public holidays for the remaining 11 months?
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bc h&m ka app bhi unke kapdo ki tarah bangladeshi bacchon se banwaya hai kya
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this just motivated me to grind even harder so that i too can be become a ceo and get honey trapped by beautiful asian women
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang admits to having an affair. U.S. intelligence believes he had a relationship with a Chinese spy.
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akele diwali manane mai kya majja
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larping as a twitter user
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resignation button pe mouse keeps hovering but press karne mai gaand fatt rahi hai
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nihilists when you kill their parents
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It confers me fathomless gaiety to unbosom my vivacious Holi felicitations to you and your kinsfolk. I fervently covet and supplicate that this Diwali unfolds such ecstatic and dazzling events for you that even transcend all your yens and hankerings.
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there are so many karnataka style restaurants in pune these days that have almost the same menu of what is served in karnataka including stuff like bisi bele bath & pulioyagare & thathe idli earlier the most south indian dish you could get was mysore masala dosa & that's it
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ok but when i say the same im a racist
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why did a political analyst have a hot sauce like imagine if yogendra yadav started selling aam ka aachar with his branding on it
Erika Kirk: “It’s the little things. I miss Charlie when I see his hot sauce on the shelf, which is now available at grocery stores everywhere.” It’s an instinct.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The OP made up that second half of that quote. In the video Erika Kirk says no such thing. x.com/RichardHanania…
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meri kab shaadi hogi aur mai kab interns ke saath flirt karunga 😔
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