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I like bananas and betting on sports.

Joined October 2017
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Replying to @iAnonPatriot
This is a shame. Everyone in this video is dumb as fuck
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Replying to @SenWarren
Will it include your $7M as "Wealth" My guess is no...
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Replying to @barstoolsports
Where do you think this tweet sits ? Not the actual clouds…
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🚨 Here is the full 40 minutes of my crew and I exposing California fraud, Minnesota was big but California is even bigger... We uncovered over $170,000,000 in fraud as these fraudsters live in luxury with no consequences. Like it and share it, the fraud must STOP. We ALL work way too hard and pay too much in taxes for this to be happening. These fraudsters have been able to defraud American taxpayers for years without any pushback from the public and politicians. It is time to EXPOSE IT ALL and end America's fraud crisis.
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Replying to @Benioff @salesforce
@Benioff love it! You inspired us at #Appiphony. We integrated our Merge Connect document gen app into Slack and used Agentforce to create a PowerPoint deck from a prompt in a day. Slack knows our conversations, Salesforce has our customer data, Agentforce connects it all!
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Replying to @iam_smx
*trillioniare
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You have the receipts ?
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Trump seeing Ben Stiller bitch about the usage of Tropic Thunder
Hey White House, please remove the Tropic Thunder clip. We never gave you permission and have no interest in being a part of your propaganda machine. War is not a movie.
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Thank you for everything @idjmoore This play will live with #Bears fans for ever
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Weird that replies are off… guess she doesn’t like being told she is wrong
Iraq was attacked by the US during Ramadan and it sickening to know that the US is again going to attack Iran during Ramadan. The US apparently loves to strike Muslim countries during Ramadan and I am convinced it isn’t what these countries have done to violate international law but about who they worship.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The Iraq invasion began on March 20, 2003 and major combat operations were declared over on May 1, months before Ramadan that year. Surveys also show that in Iran only about 37% of the population identifies as Muslim, while nearly half describe themselves as non-religious. gamaan.org/2020/08/25/ira… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2003_inva…
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USA! USA! USA! WHAT A SHOT!
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Replying to @DrewPavlou
Hippie all day, she’s such a cuck
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Billie Eilish got me deported from the US I spent 30 hours in custody at LAX trying to explain to the agents that my shitposts about moving into her mansion on stolen land were just a joke Her lawyers seem to have actually compiled a dossier on me because the agents were asking me about my entire history as an activist opposed to the Chinese government, whether I had ever plotted to assassinate Chinese Communist Party officials; it was legitimately insane I suffered for my art as an online shitposter I was victimised and martyred by Billie Eilish
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Kong The Monkey retweeted
I’ve heard video after video from both sides of the political aisle talking about why voter ID is good or bad. The one thing I haven’t heard from either side is an answer to any of the supposed problems Americans will run into. If it’s that some ppl don’t have an ID then make it easier for ppl to obtain an ID, I mean whatever the excuse is just make it easier.
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Replying to @cardon_brian
Who would marry this dumbass ?
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Kong The Monkey retweeted
When people deny the word “American” refers specifically to people from the United States, they are attempting to effectively erase the existence of a distinct national identity. Spanish speakers can choose to say “estadounidense” if they wish, but in English—as in nearly every other language—“American” is the singular term for citizens of the United States. Don’t let them take it.
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