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Kong The Monkey retweeted
🚨 Here is the full 40 minutes of my crew and I exposing California fraud, Minnesota was big but California is even bigger... We uncovered over $170,000,000 in fraud as these fraudsters live in luxury with no consequences. Like it and share it, the fraud must STOP.
We ALL work way too hard and pay too much in taxes for this to be happening. These fraudsters have been able to defraud American taxpayers for years without any pushback from the public and politicians.
It is time to EXPOSE IT ALL and end America's fraud crisis.
Kong The Monkey retweeted
@Benioff love it! You inspired us at #Appiphony. We integrated our Merge Connect document gen app into Slack and used Agentforce to create a PowerPoint deck from a prompt in a day. Slack knows our conversations, Salesforce has our customer data, Agentforce connects it all!
Kong The Monkey retweeted
Billie Eilish got me deported from the US
I spent 30 hours in custody at LAX trying to explain to the agents that my shitposts about moving into her mansion on stolen land were just a joke
Her lawyers seem to have actually compiled a dossier on me because the agents were asking me about my entire history as an activist opposed to the Chinese government, whether I had ever plotted to assassinate Chinese Communist Party officials; it was legitimately insane
I suffered for my art as an online shitposter
I was victimised and martyred by Billie Eilish
Kong The Monkey retweeted
I’ve heard video after video from both sides of the political aisle talking about why voter ID is good or bad.
The one thing I haven’t heard from either side is an answer to any of the supposed problems Americans will run into.
If it’s that some ppl don’t have an ID then make it easier for ppl to obtain an ID, I mean whatever the excuse is just make it easier.
Kong The Monkey retweeted
When people deny the word “American” refers specifically to people from the United States, they are attempting to effectively erase the existence of a distinct national identity. Spanish speakers can choose to say “estadounidense” if they wish, but in English—as in nearly every other language—“American” is the singular term for citizens of the United States. Don’t let them take it.
Kong The Monkey retweeted
Not sure why I see so many non-Americans now saying “America is a continent.”
No it isn’t. South America and North America are SEPARATE continents.
America is the United States of America. Canada is not America. Mexico is not America.
Citizens of the U.S are called Americans.
Kong The Monkey retweeted
YO, BE REAL WITH ME... Y'ALL OUT HERE SWEARING Bad Bunny's halftime show was 🔥🔥🔥 when you didn't understand ONE WORD he said?! 😭 He was straight-up rapping in Spanish the whole time and y'all nodding like 'yep, banger!' Bro, you couldn't even catch the lyrics—how you liking it that hard?! 😂 Admit it, you're just vibing to the beat and the visuals, but don't gaslight us saying it was the best ever when it was basically karaoke in a language you don't speak. Terrible execution for a Super Bowl crowd that ain't fluent. Who's with me?! #BadBunny #SuperBowlHalftime #BeHonest
Kong The Monkey retweeted
Update: I actually bought my flights to the US for next week
I am actually going to try set up a tent on the footpath outside Billie Eilish's mansion
No human being is illegal on stolen land
Kong The Monkey retweeted
ICE just detained a 5-year-old child.
Don’t tell us this is about “the worst of the worst.” That’s a lie.
Absolutely vile.
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Kong The Monkey retweeted
🔥 Chamath Stuns Pete Buttigieg
“Can I just say, as the only immigrant right now on this podcast who immigrated here legally, I feel much safer and better under a Donald Trump presidency than I ever did under a Biden presidency.”
Kong The Monkey retweeted
June 3
Series Chase game 1s
Astros +145
Diamondbacks +140
Rangers +125
Royals +130
@monkeycapper says
ytd is 33-3 +20.60*
Kong The Monkey retweeted
June 2
Series Chase game 1s
Mets +135 💰
Padres +155 💰
@monkeycapper says
ytd is 33-3 +20.60*
Looking like more today. Who’s in 👀