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I like bananas and betting on sports.

Joined October 2017
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🚨 Here is the full 40 minutes of my crew and I exposing California fraud, Minnesota was big but California is even bigger... We uncovered over $170,000,000 in fraud as these fraudsters live in luxury with no consequences. Like it and share it, the fraud must STOP. We ALL work way too hard and pay too much in taxes for this to be happening. These fraudsters have been able to defraud American taxpayers for years without any pushback from the public and politicians. It is time to EXPOSE IT ALL and end America's fraud crisis.
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Kong The Monkey retweeted
Replying to @Benioff @salesforce
@Benioff love it! You inspired us at #Appiphony. We integrated our Merge Connect document gen app into Slack and used Agentforce to create a PowerPoint deck from a prompt in a day. Slack knows our conversations, Salesforce has our customer data, Agentforce connects it all!
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Kong The Monkey retweeted
Replying to @iam_smx
*trillioniare
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Kong The Monkey retweeted
Trump seeing Ben Stiller bitch about the usage of Tropic Thunder
Hey White House, please remove the Tropic Thunder clip. We never gave you permission and have no interest in being a part of your propaganda machine. War is not a movie.
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Kong The Monkey retweeted
Thank you for everything @idjmoore This play will live with #Bears fans for ever
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Weird that replies are off… guess she doesn’t like being told she is wrong
Iraq was attacked by the US during Ramadan and it sickening to know that the US is again going to attack Iran during Ramadan. The US apparently loves to strike Muslim countries during Ramadan and I am convinced it isn’t what these countries have done to violate international law but about who they worship.
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None of the Persian Gulf wars started in Ramadan. First Persian Gulf: 02/08/1990 which is 10th of Moharram 1411 of Islamic Lunar calendar. second Persian Gulf war: 20/03/2003 which is 16 of Moharram 1424 of Islamic Lunar calendar. britannica.com/event/Iraq-War… britannica.com/event/Persian-…
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USA! USA! USA! WHAT A SHOT!
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Billie Eilish got me deported from the US I spent 30 hours in custody at LAX trying to explain to the agents that my shitposts about moving into her mansion on stolen land were just a joke Her lawyers seem to have actually compiled a dossier on me because the agents were asking me about my entire history as an activist opposed to the Chinese government, whether I had ever plotted to assassinate Chinese Communist Party officials; it was legitimately insane I suffered for my art as an online shitposter I was victimised and martyred by Billie Eilish
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Kong The Monkey retweeted
I’ve heard video after video from both sides of the political aisle talking about why voter ID is good or bad. The one thing I haven’t heard from either side is an answer to any of the supposed problems Americans will run into. If it’s that some ppl don’t have an ID then make it easier for ppl to obtain an ID, I mean whatever the excuse is just make it easier.
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Kong The Monkey retweeted
When people deny the word “American” refers specifically to people from the United States, they are attempting to effectively erase the existence of a distinct national identity. Spanish speakers can choose to say “estadounidense” if they wish, but in English—as in nearly every other language—“American” is the singular term for citizens of the United States. Don’t let them take it.
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Not sure why I see so many non-Americans now saying “America is a continent.” No it isn’t. South America and North America are SEPARATE continents. America is the United States of America. Canada is not America. Mexico is not America. Citizens of the U.S are called Americans.
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Wait the media keeps saying he rocked the whole house
Los de Telemundo dijeron que habían prendido a todo el estadio. La realidad: 2 personas bailando en un estadio de 75000 personas🤣😂
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YO, BE REAL WITH ME... Y'ALL OUT HERE SWEARING Bad Bunny's halftime show was 🔥🔥🔥 when you didn't understand ONE WORD he said?! 😭 He was straight-up rapping in Spanish the whole time and y'all nodding like 'yep, banger!' Bro, you couldn't even catch the lyrics—how you liking it that hard?! 😂 Admit it, you're just vibing to the beat and the visuals, but don't gaslight us saying it was the best ever when it was basically karaoke in a language you don't speak. Terrible execution for a Super Bowl crowd that ain't fluent. Who's with me?! #BadBunny #SuperBowlHalftime #BeHonest
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Update: I actually bought my flights to the US for next week I am actually going to try set up a tent on the footpath outside Billie Eilish's mansion No human being is illegal on stolen land
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Huge Lies as usual. The child was abandoned by the here illegally parent. Call out the real asshole who abandoned their child!
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Kong The Monkey retweeted
ICE just detained a 5-year-old child. Don’t tell us this is about “the worst of the worst.” That’s a lie. Absolutely vile. kare11.com/article/news/loca…
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Kong The Monkey retweeted
Gonna have to change his pronouns to argh/matey and add the pirate flag to his bio 🏴‍☠️😂
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