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Oakland
Joined November 2010
In all my time collaborating with @kathiepham, I have to say this is our most impactful work:
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Holy. Fucking. Shit.
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E*** in today's product meeting:
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Gen Z is shaping up to be a better generation than we were and it makes me incredibly sad that this is the planet they're going to inherit
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This is literally the "let's get you back to bed grandpa" meme
Mitch McConnell escorted away from cameras after freezing mid-news conference.
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Big Tech is in its Veridian Dynamics era
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brb gotta go give all of my banking information to the exploding car guy so I can buy things on the website he turned into 4chan for aging incels
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They cancelled so many meetings because they laid off so many people despite record profits. That’s the secret.
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Bring this simulator into every boardroom and every legislature please and thank you
Cop tries a period pain simulator 🤭
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Replying to @transscribe
"You should cancel your loans" just became a new euphemism for kys 👀
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“if i had to pay off my loans they should too”
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Replying to @darylginn
Worst part of design: Part of the job being to explain your job, to convince ppl that you should exist. Imagine a pilot saying: 👨‍✈️“Thanks for choosing our airline, folks… But before we take off, let me show you a PowerPoint deck on why flying is more efficient than driving”
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Man ok i will never complain about tech org structures being crazy seeing old school telecom — currently contracting and hooooo boy
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Replying to @JasonHitchcock
they are undefeated. You could be on a remote island with no internet and yet a bottle with a message saying "99% people are using chatGPT wrong 🧵👇" will show up.
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I need a job that let’s me be my most chaotic self like this:
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I know I’m missing the point of this but this woman has amazing glasses and I must find where she got them from
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Forever haunted by The Weeknd’s pronunciation of “carte blanche” on THE IDOL
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I’d like to report a hate crime
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Y’all I can’t tell what’s a worse combo: adhd + depression + anxiety or adhd + the shits
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