@maustyn

Semi-journalist in Bangkok. Awfully clever, with devilish good looks. Opinions are my own, or stolen from others.

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So I had Chat GPT make a version of the #bayeuxtapestry telling the ‘story’ of #davidfosterwallace’a #infinitejest. I have no idea why.
🤖 Made with AI
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I’ve enjoyed getting my points up on @TurkishAirlines. And the lounge at Istanbul is wonderful. But it’s a shame when rude baggage staff at @igairport ruin the experience. They took all our baby’s food, leaving her hungry and screaming. Despite this on their site
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One of the offending pouches, returned after 40 mins of insistence. Excuses included: it’s over 120cl. She doesn’t need 4 of them. It’s adult food. It’s fruit juice. You didn’t tell us it was baby food. You agreed to us taking it. Maybe just learn your own rules and admit error?
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Every British PM as told by The Inbetweeners
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Andrew Kaczynski
@KFILEApr 8
Oh my God
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The community note!!
Pete Hegseth
@PeteHegsethMar 21
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is a video from 2021. Sgt Maj Bull who’s in the video is no longer in. He was actually relieved of duty when he was caught breaking into one of his own Marine’s home. He has since been retired and no longer is on Active Duty. taskandpurpose.com/news/marine-co… tiktok.com/@bull52772/vid…
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Natasha Turak
@NatashaTurakMar 2
I love the Ramadan cannon but I really do think now might be a good time to put a pause on it here…
مضحي عبدالله العتيبي
@modhi_aloMar 2
ههههههه *المفروض يوقفون مدفع رمضان هاليومين مو كل الناس تفهم* 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
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The commentary in the background is so gloriously middle-class British.
London & UK Street News
@CrimeLdnJan 31
A jewellery robbery in Richmond London this morning ( ahcomeridewithme )
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Assal Rad
@AssalRad26 Aug 2025
Turns out this is literally true.
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Funniest food review ever. 😂
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Terrible execution. To the Nordic mind this is the most attractive, beautiful, enticing design conceivable. I bet this made thousands start smoking
boto
@TsarinaBomba23 Aug 2025
All nicotine products in Norway have to use the same standardized packaging
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Tashy McTashface@TashP35125 Aug 2025
Proof of delivery photo: 10/10.
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Goose is in NZ@MsShira509 Jul 2025
‏🇸🇴 ريفز
@Ar15Mvp7 Jul 2025
What’s the worst tweet y’all have seen?
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dave trott@davetrott17 Jun 2025
Your car does 45mpg but that's a bit boring. Is there a more powerful way of showing that?
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That's some hard-hitting nominative determinism right there!
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