Immigration attorney. Aspiring domestic goddess. World domination seeker. (All opinions are, for better or worse, my own.) she/her/hers

Salt Lake City, UT
Joined May 2015
I’ve been at my job almost six months and the accomplishment I am most proud of is my ability to throw things into my garbage can whilst sitting at my desk with 99% accuracy. #putmeincoach
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no, that's my emotional support pile of unread books
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It’s kind of a “pinch me” moment that I get to work with these awesome attorneys every day now! #fragomen #fragomensaltlakecity
We are excited to share the news that we are opening an office in Salt Lake City. The new office will be led by Partner Rebecca van Uitert who will be joined by Raquel Flores, Mallorie Mecham and Lauren Seo. Learn more bit.ly/3ehuCdn #SaltLakeCity #NewOffice #Fragomen
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hey girly! 🌸 want to be your own boss? 💕
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No idea who made this, but it’s SPOT ON – at South Snyderville Basin, UT
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Being a lawyer is just answering emails and trying not to cry in front of judges every day until you die
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👋🏻 Your friendly neighborhood immigration attorney here to remind you that anyone who has been detained by CBP at the border is tested before they’re released (after jumping through eight other hoops). Saying otherwise is reckless and ignorant. Thanks for coming to my TEDTalk!
The Biden Administration is recklessly releasing hundreds of illegal immigrants who have COVID into Texas communities. The Biden Admin. must IMMEDIATELY end this callous act that exposes Texans & Americans to COVID.
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why I don’t trust the vaccine
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“hot girl summer” is canceled, get ready for “old lady spring”: we’re staying indoors watching Bake-Off, wearing increasingly colorful cardigans, and solving the occasional crime in our retirement village
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Oh heeeeeey Parks and Rec,The Newsroom, Gilmore Girls, and Great British Bake-off...
Starting a Rewatching ur New show Comfort show for the 15th time
I’m officially in the furiously-binge-watch-Grey’s-Anatomy phase of the pandemic and I’ve come to a very important conclusion: Sandra Oh has the world’s best hair.
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I missed the #GMEstock short squeeze opportunity but what can I do with 58 Chuck E Cheese coins
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At the risk of sounding like a total Karen... is there a manager I can speak to about a refund on this whole adulthood thing? It’s not nearly as fun as I was lead to believe it would be.
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Putting Kamala Harris as VP into perspective.See the red box? Until then, she would have been enslaved.See the blue box? Until then, she couldn’t vote. Yellow box? Until then, she had to attend a segregated school. The green one? Until then she couldn’t have her own bank account
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Let’s be real: I was giddy yesterday when I read a whole DHS memo that didn’t use the word “alien” once. Language matters, people.
NEW: President Biden wants to remove the word "alien" from US immigration laws and replace it with the word "noncitizen"
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I did it!!! I went the entire presidency without being *sure* which is eric and which is donald jr
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Not even gonna pretend I’m not crying at this.
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Remember: When we didn't like the election results we furiously knit hats.
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Live shot of Betsy DeVos
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Kamala on her first day presiding over the Senate
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Accidentally combined “all good” and “no worries” and said “all worries” and it’s the most honest thing I’ve said all year
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