litigator | mom to a wild toddler | bourbon drinker | nothing here is endorsed by my employer
Annapolis, MD
Joined September 2011
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No, it’s not illegal for a journalist to record a politician at a press availability when the politician invited the press! Classic Andy Harris. We served together in the Maryland State Senate and Congress for two decades — he's an authoritarian through and through, and can be counted on by tyrants all over the world — Trump, Putin, Orban, J6 insurrectionists. How dare he lecture his constituents about the First Amendment when he wanted to cut off all funds to the University of Maryland because he didn’t approve of a movie a student group showed on campus. If you want to support freedom and progress in Maryland and across America, please help out Dan Schwartz, @Schwartz4_MD1st in these final 20 days!
Speak for yourselves, I’ve been giggling and kicking my feet to Cleveland! on repeat for 4 days straight
Just received an oral argument scheduling notice that my case is set to be argued at a law school for 1Ls to observe…
do you think my case was chosen because I’m such an impressive atty that the judges want students to learn from me, orrrrr
Had to pull an “I’m speaking” on the phone with opposing counsel when he didn’t like my settlement agreement edits… crazy when it actually works and men have to confront their misogyny in real time
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ALT Graphic with the following statement: There's misinformation circulating online today about Girl Scouts and religion. Here are the facts: Girl Scouts is not a religious organization and does not teach religion. For more than a century, we've welcomed girls of every faith and background. Our national My Promise, My Faith pin invites girls to connect the Girl Scout Law with their own faith. Any other faith-based patches are developed by independent faith organizations, not Girl Scouts of the USA. Girl Scouts is proudly for every girl.
I have beef with the Jeopardy! Law of Property category tonight which improperly conflated a condominium association and an HOA
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Being a lawyer is explaining that justice, closure, revenge, and affordability are four different products.
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on one hand, recession indicator
on the other hand, banger incoming
‘NATIONAL TREASURE 3’ is officially in the works, confirms director.
Nicolas Cage set to return.
(Via: inquirer.com/entertainment/n…)
Not gonna lie the best burger I’ve ever had in my life was a teriyaki pineapple burger and it was at a random restaurant that’s now closed and I think about it maybe weekly
My Annapolis law firm is hiring a lateral associate for civil litigation (real estate, estates, fiduciary, business disputes)
plz help we need more hands for our amazing, growing practice group!
Everything about the Lindsay Clancy trial is angering me go my core. I genuinely don’t get going into debt for law school just to be the kind of person to put a woman who was desperate for help in jail.
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I love you guys thank you so much for this experience and this tour it just blows me away
