sometimes it is restorative to simply yell I WAS TOLD BY APPLECARE at the sky, at the sea, into a pillow, in your head
"it's just a love actually reference" no it's not, is this keira knightley the actor or keira knightley the character saying "please say you haven't got cue cards" in the waitrose christmas advert? she's said that she didn't like that scene so was this ac[sound fades out]
there are five bank holidays in the first half of the year, three in the second, but when i'm president, there will be at least one bank holiday every month, and at least two named after me
who was the first person to discover that any children's song slowed down sounds ominous? i imagine they had a kid playing with a toy that was running low on its batteries and were like "damn, that's annoying... kinda spooky though..."
my mum's just told me she wanted to be a car mechanic when she was younger but she got told she can't because she's a girl, and i really really really don't want to say this explains a lot about her, but: This Explains A Lot About Her
with zootopia 2 in the cinemas, i am back on my soapbox saying: i don't like that zootopia is called zootropolis in some markets, the pun of zootopia does not work with zootropolis, i hate the word zootropolis with my whole life
finally remembered the terrible thought i had during music bingo last night at my gym's christmas party
it's always "what were you doing at the devil's sacrament", and never "how were you doing at the devil's sacrament"
me: they don't want me to be warm and cosy
my one logical brain cell: who? who doesn't?
me, burying into my nest of blankets like a snake hiding itself in sand: ...theyyyy