Dad, husband, and petroleum engineer. Any views expressed are my own.

Midland, TX
Joined September 2016
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@ZEER0HOUROct 15
12:59 shooter started 1:02 the shooter was deceased. Bend Police
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Special Ops Magazine
@specialopsmagOct 15
One of the most accurate lines of all time, from the HBO series Generation Kill.
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Mark Zuckerberg pretending to enjoy Guinness is my new favourite thing.
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Man in crowd: “I love you!” JD Vance: “I love you too, sir. In a totally platonic way, to be clear…I’m the vice president, not James Talarico.” Absolute master class.
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Average Brit: "yOu cAn'T sAy mEaN wOrDs oNLiNe!" Average American:
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DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 9
First trailer for ‘BLOODAXE’, a new Viking warriors series from the creator of ‘VIKINGS’ Releasing January 20 on Prime Video.
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Golden Retriever sind gar nicht so dumm.
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Open Source Intel
@Osint613Oct 7
HEGSETH: "We made an arrangement with the Iranian Navy. We decided to share the ocean with them. They got the bottom half."
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Texas: *doesn’t rain for 100 days* Texas: *rains one day* Texas: *rains the next day* 3yo: oh my god rain??? Again??? It rains EVERY DAY
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One thing I love about my company is that I'm surrounded by individuals who have the same passion for the oil and gas business as I do. This is fantastic work by our director and creative genuis Jacob, you're not going to want to miss it. Out on Corpus Christi Bay, orphaned wells sit shut in but never plugged. Two Texas state agencies handed the problem to a team of TCU students and asked them for a path forward. Orphaned, our documentary with the @TCUEnergy, is now live on @collide_ai. We followed the students all summer, from out on the water to the room in Austin where they presented what they found. Watch it here: app.collide.io/posts/upcomin…
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Mano os cães militares são impressionante , como são treinados para proteger seu tutor não abaixam a guarda enquanto o soldado descansa. isso é maravilhoso
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We hired a new VP named Michael Lee. Unfortunately we already have a Michael Lee. He works in the warehouse. He's been here 11 years. New VP gets: [email protected] He immediately messages IT. “Can you move the other Michael to michael.lee2 and give me michael.lee?” No. He asks HR. HR asks me if we can “prioritize seniority.” I explain that the warehouse Michael has eleven years of email history tied to that address and changing it because someone with a nicer title arrived would be insane. VP reluctantly keeps the 2. Warehouse Michael finds out. Changes his Teams display name to: Michael Lee (Original) By Friday the VP is being referred to as Sequel Mike. He has asked IT to intervene. Unfortunately nickname management is outside our support scope.
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Always a hit
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I'm looking for a land tech that wants come contracting work. Can work nights/weekends.
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The soy sauce packet in your takeout bag isn't soy sauce. The biggest maker, Kari-Out in New Jersey, lists water, salt, hydrolyzed soy and corn protein, caramel color and sodium benzoate. No fermentation, no brewing. It's made in a couple of days by boiling defatted soy meal in hydrochloric acid, neutralizing it, then adding color and corn syrup so it looks and tastes close enough. A lot of the bottles on the grocery shelf are the same thing. Kikkoman and the Japanese government went to the UN food standards body years ago and asked that the chemical version not be allowed to use the name soy sauce. The hydrolyzed protein industry and the USDA pushed back and it stayed. The brewed ones say naturally brewed on the label. If the bottle doesn't say it, it isn't.
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Defiant L’s
@DefiantLsSep 10
One from the vault. This is one of the OGs.
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🚨BREAKING: The first set of White South Africans fleeing Genocide have arrived in the United States Notice how there’s women & children?
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