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Chuck Yates can still tell you the score of a match he lost at 13. The man who beat him has no memory of it. This week’s Old Man Coffee starts there, picks up two phone calls from his daughter’s first semester, and ends up a long way from tennis.
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how one social media report on a Pakistani Iran proposal moved crude, and why Dan Pickering compared it to reading chicken entrails #oilprices #crudeoil #iran @pickeringenergy
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How does your team handle spare parts? It ties into tomorrow’s Power Hour on deepwater drilling, where a $20K part stuck in customs can turn into a $15M problem.
100%Order it when it breaks
0%Keep one on hand
0%Backups for backups
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Somewhere a utility is quietly redoing its 2030 load forecast.
🦔Gartner figures the owners of AI data centers need about $8.5 trillion in revenue through 2030 to cover their spending and earn a 12% return. Its forecast for the AI revenue tied to those data centers tops out at $3.6 trillion. The research firm puts more than $3.5 trillion of that spending at risk of write-downs and expects over 80% of neoclouds, the companies that rent out AI computing power, to lose their independence by 2030. My Take I think we should focus on Gartner’s point that less than half of AI revenue reaches the companies that own the hardware. Customers mostly pay the AI apps, which rent computing power as cheaply as they can. The chip owners end up with the debt and a thin slice of the money, and CoreWeave’s bonds yielding around 16% show us how lenders already see that setup. Hyperscalers can take a write-down because their other businesses keep paying the bills. Neoclouds have nothing like that to fall back on. In a slow unwind, a hyperscaler or chip supplier probably buys the bigger ones cheaply and their shareholders eat most of the loss. A sudden stop in funding would be uglier, because some would go bankrupt and the losses would spread to bondholders and the private credit funds that paid for their data centers. Hedgie🤗
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What has been your favorite industry event since 2020? We’ll go first…
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Fuze, Empower or Fyre Festival 2?
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why behind-the-meter gas for data centers isn't really a loophole, and the state permitting rules that still limit how fast and how big you can build #datacenters #natgas #BTM
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For a decade, banks lent against shale wells using a formula built for conventional rock, and the private equity sponsor’s handshake covered the gap until the day it didn’t. Chuck Yates was on the other side of that table, and this week’s Old Man Coffee walks through exactly where the math cracked. The turn is a six-year straight-line depreciation schedule on chips that get replaced every year. Nobody used a decline curve. They used a ruler.
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how much risk premium Brent adds overnight if the Houthis hit Saudi Aramco's Ras Tanura terminal, and why Mark Meyer calls it a WAGNER #oil #Brent #Saudi
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Who’s actually digging through the county records on your deals? This ties into tomorrow’s Power Hour on small operators in the Midwest’s older oil basins, where checking title yourself can save a deal or sink it. watch it here app.collide.io/posts/upcomin…
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0%Me, then a landman
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0%Title? We wing it
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Saudi Arabia is under fire as Houthi strikes on the Riyadh and Abha airports push the war into civil aviation, and several oil CEOs skip the WPC Energy Congress next door. Aramco's Amin Nasser warns from London that global inventories are scarily thin and could take two years to refill once Hormuz reopens. Then Trump's Russian diesel deal, the Treasury license behind it, and whether Russia can deliver, plus why behind-the-meter gas for data centers keeps growing. xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1dKrPrBWM…
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