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Tom Derpson

@linsontom01

I am a Generic man. My shift is from 6 to 9 only. I can only make Caramel Derpiato. My wife divorced me 4 times. I am not @baristatom

Joined May 2022
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I've got some good fresh human brains at the back @zombiestownwtf if you guys are minting some free ones
Derpbucks Coffee ☕ (@Derpbucks) profile pictureDerpbucks Coffee ☕@Derpbucks6 Jun 2022
Here at Derpbucks, we serve everyone no matter if you're part of the living or the undead💀@zombiestownwtf Head on over to @realderplife for some free Derp brains😈 #FreeMint #NFTs #derplife #zombiestownwtf
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Here at Derpbucks, we serve everyone no matter if you're part of the living or the undead💀@zombiestownwtf Head on over to @realderplife for some free Derp brains😈 #FreeMint #NFTs #derplife #zombiestownwtf
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Magidarp@Magidarp6 Jun 2022
Replying to @Gruossome @pressnfts @McGoblinBurger @goblintownwtf
How about a 千尺乇乇 Magidarp from @realderplife to go with dem bourgerzz 🍔🍔🍔
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Magidarp@Magidarp6 Jun 2022
Replying to @Degentraland
ᵢₜ'ₛ ₜₕₑ fᵣₑₑ ₘᵢₙₜₛ ₐₙd ₜₕₑ ₘₑₘₑₛ. V ₕₐᵥₑ ₑₘ ₜₒₒ @realderplife
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Replying to @nftftc
Gonna mint and moon soon, join us @realderplife
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Replying to @The_Pons @A_Pons_Asinorum @ThePlagueNFT
Quite an interesting idea by the 🐸 We at @realderplife would love to participate in it. Wen submission?
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Replying to @NFTupdate
1. We’re adopting the free mint strategy to make it easy for first time NFT holders. 2. We’ve got a roadmap to transition holders into promoters. 3. They can’t tank or sell out if it’s already zero. The only way is up! We #believeinthecommunity
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Replying to @skechdoteth @ThePlagueNFT @A_Pons_Asinorum
Drop by @Derpbucks for a free cuppa and @realderplife for a free mint! #theplagueholdersonly
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Replying to @RFDZI
We hear you @realderplife
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Here at @Derpbucks we are always caffeinated. It is because we are in a PTSD of the crypto market crashing during our sleep. I propose Derpbucks and @laughingmanco work on an elixir coffee.
Laughing Man Coffee (@laughingmanco) profile pictureLaughing Man Coffee@laughingmanco30 May 2022
The Netherlands consume the most coffee which means us in the states gotta step it up.
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Our Conviction is to simply brew the best Coffee for the all the sad crypto crash victims. | 1 RT+Like = 1 🙏🏾and a free coffee
Metav3rse (@themetav3rse) profile pictureMetav3rse
@themetav3rse28 May 2022
Trust YOUR conviction above any marketing, hype, art, team, influencer advice, etc. It’s the one thing no one can take away from you; tap into what you think is best. Too many opinions can lead to analysis paralysis or blind trust. 🤝
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A good day to chill with my friend over at @BoredApeYC Follow, RT @realderplife and stay tuned to be part of t our #FreeMint. #NFTCommunity #memes #derplife
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Mona Lisa's bulletproof glass was attemped to be broken by a guy disguised as an elderly woman in a wheelchair. The "woman" smeared cake on the glass and threw flowers at it. Must have been some good kek? What did you guys do today, then? #NFTCommunity #derplife #memes #caked
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Hey, it Professor derpbucks. I study and propose unique coffee bean, I also design coffee package Head up and pick yours now only at @Derpbucks and @realderplife #nft #freemint #derplife #NewProfilePic
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EYYGM wee tol u Derpbucks is workin on releasin new caffeee ☕️ Wat u tink we call this caffee ?? Follow, RT @RealDerplife and Stay tuned to be part of the history.5000 Free Mints! #derplife #pfp #freemint #NFT #NFTcommunity #early
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GM! Just checking in to see if @realderplife is still on that crazy Free mint thing. . Yes they are,(❁´◡`❁)
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That cup looks awfully similar to me.....
Derp Jason (@batskullz15) profile pictureDerp Jason@batskullz1530 May 2022
GM Y'all My merch is finally out now, the @Derpbucks Caffè Verona cup is one true love and unique Get yours at linktr.ee/derp.life Like,RT and Share to be a part of the first 5000 free mints #derplife #pfp #freemint #NFT #NFTcommunity #early
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Umm, So Do I get to take the coffee home now?
Derpbucks Coffee ☕ (@Derpbucks) profile pictureDerpbucks Coffee ☕@Derpbucks30 May 2022
Congratulations to our @Derpbucks employees of the week. @DerpySimpSon @Magidarp @LunaTunaDerp @flatderplatte @linsontom01 @AffogatoMinter @BaristaTom @maderpakaa You get nothing. Unless someone decides to mint you for free. #NFTCommunity #derplife #freemint
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BOss, stop shaking hands and come back to work plezzzzzz
Derpbucks Coffee ☕ (@Derpbucks) profile pictureDerpbucks Coffee ☕@Derpbucks27 May 2022
We are proud to annouce that #JohnnyDepp has agreed to become our official celebrity derp partner for @Derpbucks Coffee. #DeppVsHeard #JusticeForJohnnyDepp #memes #derplife
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#DeppVsHeard be looking like cutscenes from Ace Attorney Amber: "I could have leaked it and done more with it" Camille: "But earlier in this trial you stated that you didn't know how to leak things" Amber: "That's correct" #JusticeForJohnnyDepp #memes #derplife
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