Pour yourshelf a drank. Tom here to make som KOFFEH. Almost got fired twice, as I've always been Latte to the job. But my dank boss @realderplife understands.
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We’re building. We’re going. You’re early! #watchthisspace #freemint #NFTs #NFTCommunity Follow @realderplife and RT for your spot.
Tom the Barista retweeted
73 days ago, @ryancarson bought Moonbird 6949 for 69.49 ETH ($212k).
It sold just now for 143.69 ETH ($160k).
That's a master class in how to stack ETH while also booking a tax loss.
I got a Derp. Did ya?
GM
Me after getting some Derps from #FreeMint
Grab yours over at derp.life/
#NFTs #NFTCommunity #derplife #memes
Boss, but why? Coffee is life. Coffee is forever.
In celebration of the #NationalDonutDay, we will only be serving Donuts here and at @realderplife.
If you want coffee, go somewhere else.
Hope you are happy @DerpySimpSon
#NFTCommunity #Derpbucks #derplife
Hahaha this is cute. #boki fans agree?
My @BokiNFT took me out on a walk today ☀️🚶♀️
You can snap me up too when #FreeMint drops over at @realderplife
#fridaymorning #NFTCommmunity #Boki #WAGBOKI
Tom the Barista retweeted
OMG OMG IT'S MY DAY, THE #NationalDonutDay!
Pls let me enjoy my donuts in peace now thx. Also don't forget to follow @realderplife for some #FreeMint
#NFTCommunity #Derpbucks #derplife
Ahoy!! Now, on to the next Pirates 🏴☠️!!!!
Congratulations to our ambassador Johnny on winning the lawsuit! 🎉
Have a round of free coffee at @Derpbucks to celebrate this amazing victory ☕️
#DeppVsHeard #JohnnyDepp #derplife #NFTs
I work for the #FreeMints . How does this work again?
#FreeMint will drop soon for the first 5,000 🎁
RT, Like & Follow us @realderplife for updates!
#NFTCommunity #derplife #early
Tom the Barista retweeted
@realderplife what are you guys really up to?
throwing shiz everywhere now! but, i like it :3
Free mint. No WL’s, No Roadmap, Secret Discord. These dudes are hella crazy!
RT, Like & Follow @RealDerplife
Tom the Barista retweeted
Some snaps from last night, we were open late to celebrate @realmadriden's victory! 🥳🥂
@Magidarp was not happy, being a @LFC fan. Probably got the name wrong here..
/w @SnoopDogg
#ChampionsLeague #LIVRMA
Tom the Barista retweeted
It's for the fun and the memes AND the coffee
Going back to the basics... a friendly reminder to everyone that the main reason NFTs came to life in the first place was:
WE WANT TO HAVE FUN.
@goblintownwtf
@BoredApeYC
Tom the Barista retweeted
Amber is such a Derp.
#DeppVsHeard be looking like cutscenes from Ace Attorney
Amber: "I could have leaked it and done more with it"
Camille: "But earlier in this trial you stated that you didn't know how to leak things"
Amber: "That's correct"
#JusticeForJohnnyDepp #memes #derplife
Got myself some koffeh before goin in to werk. Wait. #NFTGiveaway
ALT Derps and ENEFFFTEEEE Good sheeet comes from koffee ideas.