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A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. 💼 @Derpbucks Night Manager at @realderplife

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Joined May 2022
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Free mints + free beer/donuts? 🍻
Welcome to @realderplife Who are we? We're a CC0 project made by degens, for all degens. No whitelists, no grinding, no roadmap. A derpy thread 👇 #NFTs #NFTCommunity #FreeMint
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PUBLIC FREE MINT STARTS in ONE HOUR! IT'S ALMOST TIME DERPS! Are you all excited? Get ready to mint your Derp via the derp.life website! 💎 #NFTs #FreeMint #derplife
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IT'S COMING! THE @realderplife OG DROPS ARE COMING!
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We’re doing a Ama + chill & shill with the @realderplife team. #Freemint and OG spot for listeners. #NFTGiveaway #nft #nftcommunity xitter.cf/i/spaces/1ZkJzbALbDyJv
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BIG news Derps! We'll be hosting an AMA Space this Wednesday at 9.00 PM GMT+8. Be sure to tune in, we'll be discussing all details on the drop! Don’t forget to set your reminders! #FreeMint #NFTs #derplife xitter.cf/i/spaces/1ZkJzbALbDyJv
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Derpy SimpSon retweeted
BIG news Derps! We'll be hosting an AMA Space this Wednesday at 10.00 PM GMT+8. Be sure to tune in, we'll be discussing all details on the drop! #FreeMint #NFTs #derplife
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1. We’re adopting the free mint strategy to make it easy for first time NFT holders. 2. We’ve got a roadmap to transition holders into promoters. 3. They can’t tank or sell out if it’s already zero. The only way is up! We #believeinthecommunity
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Good Morning Good Afternoon Good Evening Good Night It's #Caturday 🐈 #NFTCommmunity #SaturdayVibes #derplife
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📢 PROJECT UPDATES 📢 👉 Finalising visuals for contract testing & deployment 👉 Working with different projects for collabs: (DM @gbronft if you'd like to work with us) 👉 Planning AMA Spaces for giveaways & vibes #FreeMint #NFTs #derplife
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My @BokiNFT took me out on a walk today ☀️🚶‍♀️ You can snap me up too when #FreeMint drops over at @realderplife #fridaymorning #NFTCommmunity #Boki #WAGBOKI
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In celebration of the #NationalDonutDay, we will only be serving Donuts here and at @realderplife. If you want coffee, go somewhere else. Hope you are happy @DerpySimpSon #NFTCommunity #Derpbucks #derplife
OMG OMG IT'S MY DAY, THE #NationalDonutDay! Pls let me enjoy my donuts in peace now thx. Also don't forget to follow @realderplife for some #FreeMint #NFTCommunity #Derpbucks #derplife
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Derpy SimpSon retweeted
Congratulations to our ambassador Johnny on winning the lawsuit! 🎉 Have a round of free coffee at @Derpbucks to celebrate this amazing victory ☕️ #DeppVsHeard #JohnnyDepp #derplife #NFTs
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Gonna hang a copy of this piece at every Derpbucks outlet @goblintownwtf👺 Also follow @realderplife for #FreeMint #NFTCommunity #memes #derplife #goblintownwtf
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