Felix Felicis

Whoever came up with the concept of un-sending an accidental DM - but still NOTIFYING THE OTHER PERSON THAT A MESSAGE WAS SENT (even if they’re not able to read it) - can feel free to fist themselves at their earliest convenience.

My cat just suplexed on my keyboard and opened an incognito window, so now I have questions about what he gets up to when left unsupurrvised.

The 90’s Prepared Me For This: @MarvelRivals #DevilDino tiktok.com/t/ZP8GbvRyf/

I’m allllllways pre- or post- touching butts… 😂 Happy #pridemonth🏳️‍🌈 besties! 💜❤️💙💛💚@DeadbyDaylight w/@PaulieEsther tiktok.com/t/ZP8s8T9gd/

Back just in time for Jason! @DeadbyDaylight tiktok.com/t/ZP8pnwDm3/

Red Bull may give you wings but you catch some serious air with a snaphook. @ARCRaidersGame #arcraidersfun tiktok.com/t/ZP8gpskMR/

This is why we choose the bear. tiktok.com/t/ZP8gHQh73/ @ARCRaidersGame #ArcRaiders #WomenGaming

If Jurassic Park taught me anything, it’s to stay very still when being hunted. 😂🦖😂 @ARCRaidersGame #ArcRaiders tiktok.com/t/ZP8gmEGb2/

I mixed up coffee cups at the sink just now and accidentally drank day-old coffee and creamer. Please send thoughts and best wishes for me during this difficult time. 🤢

My desktop icons became insanely out-of-place when I (accidentally) resized them, filling my soul with the rage of a thousand burning suns. How I made it to my late thirties before discovering my neurodivergence is honestly WILD.

There were exceptions but the majority of gamers I’ve run into today could steal the group name of “Unkindness” from ravens without breaking a sweat.

To all the PVP enthusiasts, tell your dad I said “hi.” 😉 #ArcRaiders @ARCRaidersGame tiktok.com/t/ZP8gLtLMQ/

Some people be out here making great life choices, you know, like this guy! 😂 #ArcRaiders @ARCRaidersGame tiktok.com/t/ZP8geQXQj/

Drug commercials be actual wild. Like here’s a list of the benefits, some mild side effects and then, in the last millisecond, they slide in the craziest shit like “tell your doctor if you have a parasitic infection first.” Okay, yeah. I do be forgetting the parasites.

One day I’ll find all of the mis-matched AirPods that have scuttled off to corners unknown in my house. Today is not that day.

I’ve gotten shot at and ratted/murdered in both of the games I’ve played today during Shared Watch. Who could have seen this coming. #ArcRaiders #SharedWatch

GleamingSpark shot me in the back after I dropped them a Rocketeer Driver at extract. Just ask. I’m happy to drop whatever you need. Please stop bumming me out by shooting me in the back (in passive lobbies) for shit I’d freely give you, dickbags.

It’s on sight, hoodterps. You merked me in the back of the head when I was crawling for extract after pretending you wanted to help me. Sack up and KO people in the face, you absolute twatwaffle. #ArcRaiders #SperanzaWatchlist

WE’RE BARELY A QUARTER OF THE WAY THROUGH THIS SHIT. I’m tired.