will this thing be ruined if I start laughing because I'm going to anyway.

Washington, D.C.
Joined September 2008
Halftime MVP goes to the tiny dog at the @WashSpirit watch party that keeps barking its little head off at PK
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Hey Bloomingdale, Pub and the People’s safe from the fire next door and they’re even open for brunch today cc @ScottRobertsDC
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Hi new friends! As a fellow queer guy that grew up in Suffolk County named Kyle Hill, you should totally support the one that’s running for Congress. @KHill4Congress
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Rocks Tonic Juice Magic
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misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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finally made it out here, brats cost negative $1
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No one tell YouTube’s Kyle Hill but
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I guess also AMA here too, Amtrak is a journey
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hey girl, hey
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I am happy to give Onstad merch money forever but I really really wish he could let Ray and Beef go
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did you know you can pay extra money to make better decisions at the bad decision factory
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also if young people and black people aren't on an app, it's never gonna be truly fun!
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happened right in front of me, best $28 I spent this month
OMG Christian Benteke bicycle kick. 😱🚲 #VamosUnited Tune-in now on #MLSSeasonPass: apple.co/44emZww
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If Snyder sells to the Saudi PIF, then this is just going to kick off a decade of sovereign wealth funds buying American sports teams, until one just straight up buys a college with a football program Hey @ShutdownFullcas can you rank SEC schools by how much they'd do that
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hell yeah Chilihana's up in this bitch
There should be american hibachi where they cook burgers in front of you and squirt bud light into your mouth like it’s sake
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HELL YEAH CAUGHT A FOUL BALL
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There were about one million 20 year olds in the streets in 2003 who knew perfectly well that the reasons for the Iraq war were bullshit so the idea that every elected politician and pundit and analyst got misled by bad intelligence should be "taken with a grain of salt"
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The color on this one busted TV at Boundary Stone reminds me of watching rugby on pirate streams in 2011
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