Web/tech. #allcaps fan. He/him.

San Francisco / Washington DC
Joined September 2009
When I quit tech to open up a cheeseburger stand in the middle of nowhere if you find yourself passing through please stop by.
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The league needs to decide what is and isn't goaltender interference at this point. Personally as someone who's played goal, that puck is secure under his outstretched pad. Puck and pad pushed in there.
After review, it's confirmed there's no goaltender interference. It'll be a goal for the Hurricanes, who go to the power play.
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You cannot accidentally do this much Nazi shit.
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That’s the backstrap. Most tender cut of the pizza. It belongs to the hunter.
Pizza employee gets caught finessing slice from someone’s order [H/T: IG guysrunningfromcop]
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Bring back @animalsofhockey
Also, the people wanted more Fufu Sourdif. Five-month old Frenchie and a sweetheart
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If we can acknowledge Putin is an evil dictator as the reason Ovi should denounce him, shouldn’t we also then acknowledge how dangerous it would be for someone planning to return to Russia to publicly denounce an evil dictator?
After a couple of weeks of stewing, just couldn't shake the fact that Alex Ovechkin appeared in a pro-Putin ad, and that it would color how people viewed him -- forever. On his 22nd season, his choice -- and his legacy. nytimes.com/athletic/7621237…
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LinkedIn final boss
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Take the metro, you cowards
TRAFFIC ALERT - Fans driving to Friday’s #ALLCAPS game at @CapitalOneArena are advised to allow extra travel time due to street closures in downtown Washington, D.C.
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Murderer investigates himself, says no crime committed.
NEW: ASU hockey review assigns no blame in its initial findings. The lawyer for Matthew Mayich’s family calls it “mind-boggling” “This report, it’s more advocacy than fact-finding,” Rob Carey said. Story from @AdamKilgoreWP @nathanfenno and me nytimes.com/athletic/7621006…
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When AI came for the Zamboni drivers I grabbed my hockey stick ready to swing because not in my fucking rink.
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Maybe I’m too woke, but I don’t like this! Part of the charm of hockey is having some grizzled fat guy riding around on that thing having the time of his life.
It’s Day 1 of Training Camp, and we have a self-driving ice resurfacer cleaning the ice at the Avalanche practice facility
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Carbs over summer: I’m looking for Leno to be a 200 ft player and better defensively Carbs today: trial by fire you rich little punk
Based on jersey colors, here are Capitals lines for the first group for the first day of camp practice: Tuch-Dubois-Wilson (white) Ovechkin-Strome-Leonard (red) A. Protas-I. Protas-Kyrou (light blue) Jenner-Sourdif-Beauvillier (green) Miroshnichenko-Brodzinski-Frank (orange)
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Reading proofs from book & remembering what I wrote in 2015: "I am very concerned about the future of AI. Not because of the risk of rogue machines taking over. But because of the homogeneous, one-dimensional group of men who are currently involved in advancing the technology.”
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These mother fuckers, and this fucking country, have blocked public transit projects across the board and have the gall to say this shit.
US Energy Secretary has said Americans should drive less if they want lower gas prices, per BI
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lol it’s almost 10 pm on the east coast, nasty work by GMCP
The Washington Capitals have re-signed forward Justin Sourdif to an eight-year, $50.8 million contract extension, Senior Vice President and General Manager Chris Patrick announced today. Sourdif’s contract will carry an average annual value of $6.35 million.
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If you die from an AGI, it will be because venture capitalists told an AI to fucking kill you.
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A friend of mine works in AI and thinks bad things are about to happen. He sold his home and moved his family out the country. He said if you own a home in a walkable San Francisco neighborhood near a taqueria with good veggie options, you should sell your home right now.
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we’re like 9-15 months away from realizing that these ladies were actually keeping all the engineers in line and preventing them from shipping an endless barrage of retarded features that don’t actually solve any problems.
Crazy how this video crashed the tech job market
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Torment nexusmaxxing
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Incredible.
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It was a really beautiful testament to the human spirit that during a global pandemic we all turned against each other, abandoned the environment, and decided to price gouge everyone
this graph from the AP stunned me into silence
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