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I bet trees close their eyes and pretend they are flying on windy days.
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So comforting when the most rabidly political coworker (which is saying something) takes off work to go be a paid poll manager. Mmm yeah really putting my faith in him guarding election integrity. Vote anyway.
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Damon Hunzeker
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Somebody needs to hurry up and invent flying stop signs.
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It was only peaceful scuffles though so far, and they're still ok. Carry on.
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BREAKING: France has announced a partial ban on protesting on Monday night
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I always carry a bag of popcorn so I can know if the government is shooting heat rays at me.
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Mark@rage69chaosJul 23
The internet isn't your safe space. It's sad this needs to be said.
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Dead Pan Nick
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Gen Z is first generation in a minute who earnestly believes in entering contests. Where are you at, publishers clearinghouse.
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Snarlita@Snarlita6tJun 9
Tonight I spoke with an old colleague and he said “Love doth make fools of us all.” I said calm the fuck down, Shakespeare.
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Jen@SleepEatScream30 Dec 2025
People who can swallow pills with a hot drink are not to be fucked with.
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Annie Hatfield
@AnneHatfieldVO11h
Cancel culture is back, baby, and we have the hot hand.
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David 🎃@DBStonerApr 22
Not seeing much about "thirsty" people anymore. Glad they all got their water.
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Just-A-Fool@rickelverum4 Jun 2023
You can do anything you want as long as you can handle the results.
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Ⓜ️isterD@MisterD78UK11h
You can't scare me, I once put my belief in those arrows and spent the the whole weekend in an Ikea time loop
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Laetitia Portal@LaetitiaWilfertOct 19
Construisons notre monde /The Sacred Forest Gilbert Williams
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Each time you clean out the dryer lint trap you're discarding a little bit of your clothing. An excruciatingly slow strip tease if you will.
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I was wishing for something different to watch last night and just before giving up came across this in progress. Exactly right. I laughed so hard at some of the Cat scenes though. Try it. 🐾⚰️ imdb.com/title/tt0059821/?re…

The Tomb of Ligeia (1964) ⭐ 6.4 | Drama, Horror, Thriller

1h 22m | Approved

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*It was partly engrossing bc of how badly done? but somehow to the overall good that still I enjoyed it.
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Bridget Phetasy
@BridgetPhetasyOct 18
We really need to stop calling events where people burn buildings down and loot and rob people “protests.”
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WireSpy
@WireSpy92Oct 18
Training for this years Tour de France
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Damon Hunzeker
@DamonHunzekerOct 18
I met a guy named Yateman yesterday. Apparently, it derives from an Old English word meaning “guy named Yateman.”
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David 🎃@DBStonerOct 17
I'm from Detroit. Bad news stopped bothering me years ago.
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