driver. rider. IoT engineering.

San Jose-ish.
Joined March 2008
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I apparently fall into the gap that won't receive a stimulus check because I make more than $99,000 but less than United Airlines.
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the scariest thing about COVID-19 is that it looks like a JIRA ticket
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This is the flow for sending a notification in Slack. Software is hard.
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in my opinion yamaha is probably the best grand piano/motorcycle company out there
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"Hey Siri, I'm getting pulled over" Damn, shortcuts is so 🔥🔥
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Beer Aisle Scanned For Something Asshole Friend Won’t Mock trib.al/jMNUyJ5
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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens trib.al/AdNR9gz
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How to avoid 80% of all software problems: * store all times as UTC ISO8601 * only do datetime math with libraries * more processes > more threads * avoid building a distributed system * ... or if you can't, avoid requiring coordination * shun whiteboard coding interviews
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You can only order Amazon Echo Dot through an Echo. I'm away from home. My Nest cam is next to my Echo. Spoke thru Nest to Echo, success!
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With Lotteries funding State education budgets, the best way to sustain them is to NOT teach probability&statistics in school
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My quick-and-dirty AppleScript to export Evernote notes to the Notes app in OS X “El Capitan” pastebin.com/kWfbAU2r
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Sammy & @TylerFlorence's @ElPaseoMV restaurant is hosting holiday dinners! More info at: elpaseomillvalley.com
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Replying to @azmatthews
.@azmatthews We're at the Mesa Arts Center on Nov. 22! mythbusterstour.com/shows/me…
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Will someone explain to Apple how to use a CDN?
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My hobby of memorizing automated phone menus was ruined when I had to listen carefully as their menu options have changed.
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DevTools: "Copy as Curl" added to network panel to reproduce any network request.
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Belkin announces intent to acquire Cisco’s Home Networking Business Unit that is Linksys
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Christmas is still 364 days away, and they've already got Christmas decorations all over the mall.
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Brains vs. money: bit.ly/PzbIcg
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"I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world." ~ Richard Dawkins #atheist #quote
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