…The @caltrain @CaltrainAlerts sign says my train is 26 minutes late. But Better Caltrain Alerts @ caltrain.live is estimating 35 minutes late. We will see who is better!

I can't believe 'Metro 24 Wholesale' is still selling on Amazon. They promise delivery in 10-12 days and provide a tracking # immediately, but never ship. I assume their MO is that a % of customers forget to request a refund. amazon.com/sp?seller=ADXCYN9…

I installed a Spotify Car Thing but what I really want is an @OvercastFM Overcast Car Thing.

.@siracusa If you're ever on the better coast and want an airbnb in the woods w/ great wifi... My place - MotoRetreat, is at 4000ft elevation in the Sierra. 400+mbit internet, Ubiquiti access points throughout! Generator, backup LTE, etc. motoretreat.com/book

Want better alerts for late Caltrain trains? Follow @BetterCaltrain - would love feedback on time estimates!

Hey @Caltrain riders! I’ve developed a service that will send you a push notification when your stop is next. If this would be valuable to you, want to beta test it? DM me!

I wrote a little nodejs app that sends a push notification if your @Caltrain is late. (Or on time) github.com/klinquist/caltrai…

At the BMW Museum in Munich with my @atpfm shirt.

My local supermarket has an excess of salsa. It’s due to the chip shortage.

I'm buying NFT futures. It's going to be huge.

Anybody else that grew up in the 80s/90s have a desire to rewind a YouTube video to the beginning before closing the browser tab? Be kind.

.@caseyliss and @atpfm , another advantage to GSuite is ActiveSync support - set up gmail as an exchange account on your iPhone. Better sync/push performance. They stopped allowing new ActiveSync devices on grandfathered free accounts years ago-that’s what made me start paying.

As part of the data breach settlement, I got a free subscription to @Experian_US IdentityWorks. Unfortunately, IdentityWorks doesn't offer 2 Factor Authentication, even though Experian offers 2FA as a service to other businesses (experian.com/decision-analyt…) wtf.

Luckily the 2nd amendment protects us from NOT only having to deal with SoCs....since we have the right to bare ARMs

Today is my last day at Comcast. Surprisingly, when I turned in my resignation, they did not transfer me to the retention department.

Trip 1 to @safelite: Windshield replaced... and they broke my trim & trim clips. Broke my own brand new windshield trying to fix it myself. Ordered a new windshield. Trip 2 to Safelite: Sorry, wrong windshield was ordered. Trip 3 to Safelite: Sorry, new windshield isn't in yet.

.@internetofshit An airbag for motorcycle riders. That requires a subscription. klim.com/Ai-1-Airbag-Vest-30…

.@internetofshit If you were making a night light, what one feature would you say it must have in order to make it a night light? The Centralite 3-Series Night Light ("night light"+zigbee repeater) does not have a light sensor to make it automatically turn on at night.

"We should talk about how that post-mortem went."

.@internetofshit I had to get a stepladder to turn off my morning alarm (Alexa built into my FirstAlert OneLink smoke detector) because the internet was down when it went off. "Alexa, stop". "I'm sorry, I'm having trouble connecting to the internet..."