@kelllicopter

non-dairy presenting she/they

Instagram.com/kelllicopter
Joined April 2009
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kelly retweeted
Losing it@prophethusband7 Oct 2022
Smoking weed in 1976: im gonna have groovy sex with an incredibly stinky woman Smoking weed in 2022: if my vape is out of battery I Will Kill Myself
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first you ask me to “imagine dragons” and now you want me to “try guys”????
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Overwhelmed. People are going to suffer tonight, and for a long time, as superpowers use their land and lives as chess pieces to advance state power. Imperialism is an old sin with the same old consequences, no matter how much our planet ages.
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sean kingston: she’s indecisive me: i wish i knew what that meant sean kingston: she can’t decide me: oh thank you
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need to smoke a blunt with him
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John mulaney when i teach him body dysmorphia
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so the train wasn’t actually coming toward us it was just a series of pictures played in rapid succession to produce the illusi
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sexual education in the united states is so bad. i can’t believe we were never taught how to tuck somebody in so they’re snug as a bug in a rug
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huh??? oh sorry thought a bitch without a library card was saying something
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Mambo No. 5 (10 minute version) (Monica’s Version) Mambo No. 5 (10 minute version) (Erica’s Version) Mambo No. 5 (10 minute version) (Rita’s Version) Mambo No. 5 (10 minute version) (Tina’s Version) Mambo No. 5 (10 minute version) (Sandra’s Version)
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2/2 you got thick thighs and a fat ass
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age4: Mom knows everything! age8: Mom knows lots! age12: Mom doesnt know everything. 14: Mom doesnt know anything. 16: Mom doesnt exist. 18: Shes old fashioned. 25: Maybe Mom does know things... 45: I wonder what mom would think. At 65: wish I could ask mom... Repost this if 1/2
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anyone else having a disgusting grotesque diabolically unsavory week which is turning you into a shell of a person or is it just me
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may we all live to see amazon fall and jeff bezos pay for his crimes against humanity. shabbat shalom
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People who live in California will really tell you they live somewhere called Rancho Cowabunga
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