@kelllicopter

non-dairy presenting she/they

Instagram.com/kelllicopter
Joined April 2009
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bisexuals be like “omg my outfit is so cute!!!” and then be dressed exactly like this
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Smoking weed in 1976: im gonna have groovy sex with an incredibly stinky woman Smoking weed in 2022: if my vape is out of battery I Will Kill Myself
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first you ask me to “imagine dragons” and now you want me to “try guys”????
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mhm
Make it a quote@MakeItAQuote20 Jul 2022
Replying to @GlockLeznuh
@GlockLeznuh
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i hate reverse cowgirl because he gets to looks at a beautiful woman and i have to look at his toes
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i hate when i see a sexy ass picture of megan fox and machine gun kelly is there
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open mics are just like adult talent shows
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there’s never been a problem that smokin a lil weed couldn’t fix
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being added to someone’s close friends story is like being born. you have absolutely no say in whether or not you want to participate and the only way out is death
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what happened to fez’s grandma!!!!!
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going to my alt if anyone wants to follow <3
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@goblinhoe
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i was just looking at instagram stories and my ex best friend who sucks so much posted a picture from high school that i WAS in but she CROPPED ME OUT LMAO
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i wish that blonde guy would stop haunting megan fox :/
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Big Time Rush
@bigtimerush25 Feb 2022
Does this t-shirt make sense now??? 😎
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of course sam levinson is a nepotism baby that’s why everyone lets him get away with the insane and unprofessional shit he does on the euphoria set fuck of course !!!!!
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Overwhelmed. People are going to suffer tonight, and for a long time, as superpowers use their land and lives as chess pieces to advance state power. Imperialism is an old sin with the same old consequences, no matter how much our planet ages.
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sean kingston: she’s indecisive me: i wish i knew what that meant sean kingston: she can’t decide me: oh thank you
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wow my best friend is so cool and hot and smart and funny i hope she thinks the same about me
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i was looking through old photos and i found a picture of me and my abuser so i fucking burned it and it was cathartic as hell!!! i hope you have a miserable life you piece of shit!!!! you can’t ever hurt me again!!!!! weeeeee!!!!
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nate said i may be an abusive narcissistic sociopath with an oedipus complex but what i’m NOT is a homophobe
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