@kelkulus
 Florida
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Joined February 2011
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2020 24 hours to go I wanna be sedated
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Virmuze@virmuze27 May 2020
This museum is so hot right now! Although it’s probably a temporary exhibit. . #museum #fire #exhibit #onlineexhibit #onlinemuseum
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Kelkulus@kelkulus10 Nov 2016
*man desperately tries to console sobbing avocado* "But I said you were the good kind of fat!"
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Virmuze@virmuze30 Oct 2018
Every year in Mexico City, there is a parade for the Day of the Dead – Dia de Muertos. Photographer @trovatten has captured a truly stunning moment in this year's parade of "La Catrina." #dayofthedead #mexico #lacatrina #diademuertos #halloween #parade
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Virmuze@virmuze17 Oct 2018
The real reason YouTube went down yesterday... Virmuze makes it easy to embed YouTube videos into exhibits, complete with built-in bookmarks. However, sometimes things get a bit outside of our control :) #programmerhumor #YoutubeisDown
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Virmuze@virmuze17 Oct 2018
Climate change, Banksy style – one last parody of the Banksy shredding. This one might have been a bit tricky to implement without a ton of CO2. #climatechange #glacier
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Kelkulus@kelkulus14 May 2012
True love is when you'd Fuck-Marry-Kill the same person.
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Kelkulus@kelkulus8 Mar 2012
"Will, you, Mary, Me" -- invitation to an orgy.
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Kelkulus@kelkulus3 Jul 2013
The American flags on the moon have been bleached white from 44 years of solar radiation. If aliens ever attack, we've already surrendered.
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Kelkulus@kelkulus20 Oct 2016
SURPRISE TWIST: Kevin Spacey walks on stage, taps his ring on the podium, then pushes both candidates in front of a train. #debatenight
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Kelkulus@kelkulus9 Oct 2016
If Trump has any more issues with his mic in the debate tonight, he should just use the one he used on the bus in 2005. That one worked.
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Kelkulus@kelkulus27 Sep 2016
"I HAVE THE RIGHT TEMPERAMENT TO BE PRESIDENT," screamed the red-faced orange man at the woman. #Debate
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Kelkulus@kelkulus27 Sep 2016
"Mr. Trump why did you create the birther movement?" "Sydney Blumenthal! ISIS! China! Potatoes! Cats! I believe I've answered the question"
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Kelkulus@kelkulus24 Jun 2016
BREAKING: The United Kingdom
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It's simple: Trump doesn't not want to not say he won't pledge not running against the winner if he does or doesn't not win. #GOPDebate
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Donald Trump's hair is the same color as his spray tan. #GOPDebate
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North Korea's Internet is down. I guess that makes him Kim Jong-unplugged.
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jonny sun@jonnysun4 Dec 2014
LIFE HACK: give ur next child a normal name ME: are u still mad that ur mother and i named u Life Hack
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#1 samir
@samir22 Sep 2014
Should I get an iPhone 6, a 6 Plus, or eat for the next six months
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I don't like the new John Legend song, which pretty much means I can't listen to the radio for the next 2 months.
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