@samir

I tour wild homes. EP (and creator) of @zillowgonewild on HGTV and @kalesalad. I'm an account on the internet

New York City
Joined February 2010
I tour wild homes!! Please check out my latest and subscribe so I can travel and tour more please!! Here’s my latest where I toured a 68,000 sq ft home in Alabama that was recently bought for $4.8 million youtube.com/watch?v=VSN2Puj5…
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If I text this to you it means I just got out of the shower
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First in line for Ali G
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why is it so tiring to Post
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id be willing to give up one of the oceans (maybe indian or atlantic) so that google has enough computing power to scan all file sizes for viruses
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why do all supplements come in 2 per dose. why cant they make a bigger one that covers the entire dose. what are they hiding from us
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Everything I’ve ever known has been a lie
Please don’t be upset, but Philadelphia Cream Cheese was never made in Philadelphia. When it was first created in 1872, the spread’s home state of New York had a reputation for making chalky cheeses, while Pennsylvania dairy farms had a reputation for making creamy cheeses.
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im the worlds biggest fung shui hater
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never realized how funny this guys name is in farsi
Alan Cumming says he doesn’t fully understand the plot of ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ “There was a bit when we were shooting a scene... and it was one of the rare scenes when I was actually on the back lot and not in front of a blue screen. And this man came and said, ‘So right now Alan, these giant robots are blah blah,’ and started to tell me the thing and I was like, ‘You know what, thank you so much but just tell me where I point my, whatever I point. And I’ll do that.” (Via: @SIRIUSXM)
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do u think missy elliot ever repeated something someone said to her in reverse in person
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Bryan Johnson tomorrow:
For over a year, scientists at Virginia Tech analyzed videos of black bears in a special bear-monitoring center at their campus. They wanted to better understand bears’ habits as they prepare to do what they’re known to do best: sleep. wapo.st/4hBsCN4
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My net worth just went up $1,000 rangoon
In the world of naming things, crab rangoon really is crab rangoon
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Nike going out of business and deciding to release all the shoes everyone always wanted
Air Jordan 6 “Carmine” 🌹 • Nike Air branding • Family sizing • March 13th • $215
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The guy that showed up for a week in high school where everything changed. You wouldn’t remember him? He played at the dance too
Replying to @samir
He was a guy they knew for like 2 days decades earlier. If Marty popped out of the womb looking like that, or if they had photos of him, maybe they make the connection. But they've watched him grow from a baby. Hubs and I met at work, I don't remember what the boss looked like 🤷‍♀️
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Come through
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Also me
I do fun things sometimes
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[tracy chapman voice] you gotta mask bar
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How are we feeling about this
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I do fun things sometimes
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i love a spam call crossover like why do you think im my dad and why are you talking to me about a car warranty for a car he leased 3 cars ago
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